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Corrupt A Wish

Last posted Oct 14, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT. Added Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
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Ok, one person says a wish, and the other one corrupts it.

Example: “I wish Half-Life 2 Episode 3 was out”
“Ok, but the game starts with you endlessly getting shot by a swarm of Combines.”

GO!

I wish I had 3 terabytes of RAM.

Jun 24, 2010 at 05:56PM EDT
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Ok, but your hard drive is wiped in the process.

I wish for Portal 2 to come out.

Jun 24, 2010 at 05:59PM EDT
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Ok, but It’ll come out in arcades only.

I wish Nintendo would make a new Pikmin game.

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Jun 24, 2010 at 06:00PM EDT
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Ok, but the main currency in America is now Coconuts.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:01PM EDT
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Ok, but it has a bomb attached to it.
I wish Kinect didn’t suck.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:03PM EDT
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That’s impossible.

I wish they would re-release Medal of Honor Frontline with new Graphics.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:04PM EDT
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Ok, but the graphics are 4-bit.
I wish that Nintendo would announce a 4DS.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:05PM EDT
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Ok, but it crashes every 2 seconds.

I wish for a new house.

Last edited Jun 24, 2010 at 06:06PM EDT
Jun 24, 2010 at 06:05PM EDT
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OK, but it gets destroyed by Dr. Hax.
I wish for cake.

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Jun 24, 2010 at 06:06PM EDT
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But it’s infested with radioactive termites.

I wish Mima would return in Touhou.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:06PM EDT
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Granted, but she is rule 63’d.

I wish for a time machine.

Last edited Jun 24, 2010 at 06:07PM EDT
Jun 24, 2010 at 06:07PM EDT
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Ok, but she’s just a cameo character.
I wish that Team fortress 3 was out.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:07PM EDT
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Granted, but it is a hentai game.

I wish for world peace.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:08PM EDT
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Okay, but then there are no more War Games.

I wish I was good at the FPS Genre.

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Jun 24, 2010 at 06:09PM EDT
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Ok, but nobody buys you.
I wish that there was a season 3 of Rozen Maiden.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:10PM EDT
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There is, but 4kids is in charge.

I wish for an awesome business suit.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:11PM EDT
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Ok, but you can’t wear pants or underwear with it.
I wish that CD-i had good games.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:12PM EDT
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Okay, but the cutscenes have even worse voice acting.

I wish I had an Airplane.

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Jun 24, 2010 at 06:13PM EDT
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Ok, but by awesome I totally mean gay.

I wish for Awesometown to be a regular series

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:13PM EDT
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Ok, but it looks like a rabbit.
I wish that Google would make computers.

Last edited Jun 24, 2010 at 06:14PM EDT
Jun 24, 2010 at 06:14PM EDT
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Okay, but they’re Macs.

I wish my computer could run Empire: Total War.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:15PM EDT
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Ok, but it’s actually a copy of Civilization 1.
I wish that in Civ 4 that my gunships couldn’t be killed by knights on horses.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:16PM EDT
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Okay. But now they’re vunerable to Spearmen.

I wish Civ 5 was out now.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:16PM EDT
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Ok, but you don’t have military.
I wish that Fire Emblem 11 was a decent remake.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:17PM EDT
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Okay. But it’s now an Advance Wars spin-off.

I wish Alex Cochran had good grammar.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:21PM EDT
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Ok, but now he spells even worse.
I wish that Justin Bieber falls on his ass on television. Off a cliff.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:22PM EDT
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there is a mattress at the bottom

I wish pokemon black and white would come out today

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:25PM EDT
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Okay. But it’s now illegal to hate Twilight.

I wish that I was more adventurous.

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Jun 24, 2010 at 06:25PM EDT
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Ok, but it gets you killed.
I wish that Chewie doesn’t get killed in the Star Wars novels.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:27PM EDT
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Okay, but now Han Solo dies.

I wish that Mokou would appear as a playable character in Touhou.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:28PM EDT
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Ok, but THE GAME gets cancelled.

I wish that Touhou had better graphics.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:31PM EDT
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Okay, but Touhou is now an RPG.

I wish I was funnier.

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Jun 24, 2010 at 06:33PM EDT
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Ok, but it’s because you’re a martyr.
I wish that Pink Floyd would make more music.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:35PM EDT
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Okay. But Pink Floyd is now teh suck.

I wish Rap wasn’t popular and more people listened to classical music.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:36PM EDT
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Ok, but now classical music is rap.
I wish that Chromium Dev would retain full functionality.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:37PM EDT
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Okay, but now it costs 599 US Dollars.

I wish I could get a newer computer.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:40PM EDT
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I wish that Tenshi’s wish had a Wish in it for me to ruin.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:42PM EDT
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Ok, but you can’t read it.
I wish that this text was in red.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:43PM EDT
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Okay, but now you’re colorbind and it appears to be black.

I wish I had a Shuvel.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:45PM EDT
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Ok, but it does 1 damage.
I wish that the Pyro was un-nerfed.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:45PM EDT
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Okay, but now the Pyro is a one hitpoint wonder.

I wish I could speak more than one language.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:47PM EDT
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Congrats you learned english!

I wish I could fly

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:48PM EDT
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Okay, but now the entire Earth is a no-fly zone.

I wish I owned a Vuvuzela so I could annoy people.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:50PM EDT
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Ok, but everyone is trying to kill you.
I wish that my router was perfect.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:51PM EDT
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Granted, but your Vuvuzela gets you beaten and killed.

I wish that I didn’t have to do anything to get a Klondike bar.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:52PM EDT
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Okay, but now there are no Klondike Bars.

I wish I had a Million Dollars.

Jun 24, 2010 at 06:54PM EDT
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