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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

Last posted Aug 15, 2010 at 06:39PM EDT. Added Jul 05, 2010 at 03:53AM EDT
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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?

Jul 05, 2010 at 03:53AM EDT
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I would be confuse.

Jul 07, 2010 at 12:29PM EDT

Get up and make breakfast. Poached eggs served on a bed of toasted baby guts.

Jul 07, 2010 at 12:55PM EDT

Well the previous poster is snorlax so I guess I would challenge him to a pokemon battle.

Jul 07, 2010 at 01:12PM EDT
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I would ask what they want for breakfast.

Jul 07, 2010 at 02:19PM EDT

I would get the shit kicked out of me by Skankin Streetlights.

Last edited Jul 07, 2010 at 02:25PM EDT
Jul 07, 2010 at 02:24PM EDT
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@ Captain Blubber: Very old joke is very old.

Jul 07, 2010 at 02:26PM EDT

Well if YOU think so, then is best be true.

Jul 07, 2010 at 02:33PM EDT

So what you’re saying here is, I’m a hippo.

Jul 07, 2010 at 02:40PM EDT

All are hippos. All are villains and whores.

Jul 07, 2010 at 02:56PM EDT

Captain Blubber is a hippo and morgan is hungry.

Jul 07, 2010 at 03:22PM EDT
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How’d you know I was hungry? :3

Jul 07, 2010 at 03:30PM EDT

I’d get a permanent marker and write my signature on her back along with “BZ was here”.

Last edited Jul 07, 2010 at 03:41PM EDT
Jul 07, 2010 at 03:40PM EDT
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I would put shaving cream in his hand, and tickle his nose.

Jul 07, 2010 at 03:48PM EDT

Play pokemon.

Jul 07, 2010 at 04:31PM EDT

Play my Pokeflute.

Jul 07, 2010 at 04:44PM EDT

Find the situation perfectly normal.

Jul 07, 2010 at 05:14PM EDT

I would prepare myself some aspirine, and search for empty alcohol bottles.

Jul 08, 2010 at 03:24AM EDT
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I would…
looks at previous poster

Last edited Jul 08, 2010 at 03:33AM EDT
Jul 08, 2010 at 03:28AM EDT

I would put my penis in his mouth.

Jul 08, 2010 at 04:13AM EDT

I would draw a mustache on her face x3

Jul 08, 2010 at 11:52AM EDT

I might accidentally surprise buttsecks you.

Jul 08, 2010 at 12:03PM EDT

Pet him (or her).

Last edited Jul 08, 2010 at 12:08PM EDT
Jul 08, 2010 at 12:08PM EDT

Vegeta’s voice : I would rock you… like a hurricane.

Jul 08, 2010 at 12:17PM EDT
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;D

Jul 08, 2010 at 12:20PM EDT

Get up and say “Damn, wrong Morgan…”

Last edited Jul 08, 2010 at 12:24PM EDT
Jul 08, 2010 at 12:22PM EDT
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I would grab him/her and CUDDLE THEM, OHGAWD, KITTYCAT.

Jul 08, 2010 at 12:24PM EDT

This is trollta!!!

No but really tis be a troll thread.

Last edited Jul 08, 2010 at 01:01PM EDT
Jul 08, 2010 at 12:48PM EDT

Ask if he was drunk on jelly.

Jul 08, 2010 at 04:03PM EDT
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