What would you do if you woke up in bed with the previous poster?
I would be confuse.
go back to bed
Get up and make breakfast. Poached eggs served on a bed of toasted baby guts.
Get up, remove the sword from my gut, and turn on some black metal.
Well the previous poster is snorlax so I guess I would challenge him to a pokemon battle.
I would ask what they want for breakfast.
I would get the shit kicked out of me by Skankin Streetlights.
@ Captain Blubber: Very old joke is very old.
I think it is still a quality joke.
Well if YOU think so, then is best be true.
I think this relates to both arguments.
So what you’re saying here is, I’m a hippo.
Captain Blubber is a hippo. Not you.
All are hippos. All are villains and whores.
It wouldn’t be the first time I woke up with other women in my bed.
Captain Blubber is a hippo and morgan is hungry.
How’d you know I was hungry? :3
I’d get a permanent marker and write my signature on her back along with “BZ was here”.
I would put shaving cream in his hand, and tickle his nose.
Whip nose with other hand.
Stay in bed.
Play my Pokeflute.
Find the situation perfectly normal.
Do whatever oranges do
I would be like
I would prepare myself some aspirine, and search for empty alcohol bottles.
looks at previous poster
I would put my penis in his mouth.
I would politely ask for my pants back so that i could go to work.
I would remeber to wash my hands thoroughly.
I would draw a mustache on her face x3
I might accidentally crush you with my massive tankliness.
I might accidentally surprise buttsecks you.
Go back to sleep…
Pet him (or her).
Vegeta’s voice : I would rock you… like a hurricane.
Get up and say “Damn, wrong Morgan…”
I would grab him/her and CUDDLE THEM, OHGAWD, KITTYCAT.
This is trollta!!!
No but really tis be a troll thread.
I would bake myself a cookie! :3
Run away slowly…
Ask if he was drunk on jelly.
I would get torn into pieces and viciously devoured.
Piss all over him/her in fear…