1: We have bears.
2: it all ends in touhou
3:We have cakes that aren’t lies.
4. Nazis, Furries, Crossdressers, Otaku, and more all existing in HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!!!
5. We have the Reaction Face Thread.
6. We are Soviet Russian
7: we have cakes that are lies
9. It’s a pretty cool guy who kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything.
10. Because KYM kicks ass and chews bubblegum, and KYM is all out of bubblegum.
11: infinite bubblegum to do what ever you please
12. Because its more safe for work then Encyclopedia Dramatic
13?: it contains god
14. because we have love <3
15. Alex Cochran’s beauty and innocence.
16. HackerOnHacker’s continous nazi pedophilia antics.
17. We’re enormous Karma grinders.
18.Jesus goes here for the lulz.
19. Because I said so.
20: We play the game.
21. Zing and CAMOAWAM
24.We win the game
25. Because this cheeto is now a meme.
28.It comes with a side of fries.
29. My taped nipples
30:We got cookies!
31. We have cool people to post topics in moderation.
Depending on the time of day.
32:We’re cool, and pretty much everywhere it’s hot
33. KYM is awesome depending on the time of day.
34. The time of day is awesome depending on KYM.
35. Jamie’s beard.
36. Chris Menning’s Beard
37.We control teh interwebz.
38. We’re a secret front for the FBI bent on making a profit and taking down 711chan.
39. Double Posting.
40. It contains a tikibar
41. Because the only person we love is you. Give us a hug.
42. Because that is the answer.
43. Because I see what you did there, Tenshi-Chan >:3
44. Because I am not a furry.
45. Because everyone gets a free icee machine.
46. Because we have been as far as even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.
47. because we KNOW what is this, and we DO even!
48. Because we don’t have pornographic ads.
50. it always relevant to our interests
51. People like me stay up ridiculously late and log onto KYM.