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Last posted Jul 29, 2010 at 06:25PM EDT. Added Jul 24, 2010 at 04:52AM EDT
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An extraterrestrial mother determined to save her daughter and her unborn child seeks refuge in a house full of vampires in this offbeat blend of sci-fi and horror. Pursued through the English countryside by a band of assassins, pregnant Helene and her daughter Monique break into a mysterious house. Confronted by the bloodsucking residents, Helene goes on a gruesome killing spree to protect her offspring.- alien blood.

When Doran (Deron McBee), warrior king of the forest, butts heads with the evil wizard Mandrak (Daniel Martine), he puts his entire kingdom at risk. Following a barbarian war, Mandrak kills Doran’s warrior queen, Lystra (Jo Ann Ayres), and escapes through a time portal to modern-day Los Angeles. Hell-bent on revenge, Doran follows Mandrak through time but finds himself trapped in a confounding world he doesn’t understand. -time barbarians.

A vintage 1940s robot and its owner must stop a vicious virus before it transforms the entire city into an army of cyberkillers in this madcap action tale with comic book flair. The trouble begins when Jim inherits Valkyrie, his grandfather’s World War II-era android that has an archenemy that just won’t give up: a Nazi virus that turns its victims into mindless murdering machines. Now, it’s up to Jim and Valkyrie to save the day.- Project: Valkyrie

In 2046, Earth’s failed government has dissolved following World War III, leaving mercenaries to cash in on the anarchy that is outer space. Enter Merc Force, a group of freelance brawlers ready to commit mayhem -- for the right price. Led by Capt. Primo Corvelli (Mike E. Pringle), they lay waste to kung fu assassins and gigantic flying robots in this campy sci-fi adventure written and directed by James Panetta. -merc force.

A team of Navy commandos led by Hacket (Lorenzo Lamas) pursues a band of international terrorists to a remote Asian island, where they soon learn that fighting terror will take secondary importance to fighting hordes of vicious dinosaurs that populate the island. And with terrorist mastermind Azir (Steven Bauer) on the loose and a volcano threatening eruption, the Naval officers must band together to get off the island alive. -raptor island

After a failed drug sting, DEA agent Jack (David Bradley) races to a Caribbean island to help his fellow agent and brother, Phillip (Todd Jensen). But when he arrives, he discovers Phillip has been turned into a fierce cyborg - and does not welcome Jack with open arms. Now, Jack must battle both villainous drug lord Kessel (John Rhys-Davies) and his own sibling to save the day in this exciting sci-fi actioner. cyborg cop

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Crippled Space Marine goes to another planet, becomes furry both literally and figuratively. The planet and most of the life on it are one gigantic brain that might also be God, all in a plot ripped off of Pocahontas.

Oh wait…

Last edited Jul 24, 2010 at 11:27AM EDT

Adventures of The Hat Wearing Spy

The year is 1969, and there is a war between the CCCP and the US going on. The Americans have a spy who wears many hats. His name is unknown but everyone calls him H. He is dispatched to go kill the Prime Minister of the CCCP. During his mission he meets the girl of his dreams, but she is a hat wearing Russian Spy! Then some adventure shit happens.

92 hats later, The United States of America nukes the CCCP and they live happily ever after…

from this book, there are these “dragon riders” and only one is left, and we cut all but the very first part and the last bit and make it into a movie.

also,

we make a movie about talking dogs and talking babies…




Or any series that was cool in the 80’s, brought back into the real world using CG and camera tricks.
Or! The main characters have to take care of a new “modern” character who’s whiny and weak but grows stronger over the course of the movie.

Oh wait… I just described the transformers movie…

Last edited Jul 26, 2010 at 04:44PM EDT

@ashbo CANNOT UNIMAGINE.
@karnella Look at the bright side, the animals don’t talk.

BTW, my idea:
A movie where there is this punk who race on streets with riced out cars.
And they make him look cool while doing it.
Oh wait.

Skeletor-sm

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