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Part 1 of a series.

I was on vacation, now I'm back.

Post why you love me in this thread.

Or post why you don't.

It doesn't bother me, I whore your attention either way.

I couldn't resist.

NIGGA STOLE YOUR SHIP

So we should feel sorry for you.

I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO CARRY YOUR BABY!

I've missed you so much, Blubbykins.

Come, give me a hug.

The long, forlorn days without you in my life were spent pondering, "Where on earth could he be?"

Oh, how I yearned for the day that you would come back to me.

I spent each waking moment waiting, wishing, and yearning for your majestic presence.

And now, at long last, you have returned.

Let us rejoice by engaging in activities in the same manner as elaborate celebrations and love-fests.

For we will not know when the great Captain may depart once again, and we shall spend every moment with him flourishing in his companionship.

There is a space in all of our hearts that can only be filled by the being, Captain Blubber.

Come, let us celebrate the electronic deity by singing the great songs of praise.

Shall we begin with "Open the eyes of my heart, Captain Blubber"?

Damn, the many things I could say in this thread… dear, oh dear.

Since posting on this thread would result in an overly long comment that others wouldn't bother reading anyhow regarding your history on the site and my personal insights on you, I think I'll just comment about one – and only one – thing.

You still owe me that fistfight (same with Tomberry but that's a whole 'nother thing).

I think Blubber is cool enough to be his own meme.

I love you because we need to fight to the death. Remember ?

Haha, OGW! Clearly you're mistaken. That's Tomberry you're referencing.

(Post I made earlier b4 Jostin was accidentally deleted; i meant to click edit. Here is the original post, slightly edited)

Inspired by Jack Candle-

Gentlemen and Gentlewomen, I am proud to announce…

Captain Blubber is now a meme.

I'd say "welcome back" but hippos ate my mother. D:

@OGW

Again, I must halt you with the "I'm Too Sexy" references as the song is copyright Tomberry. Discussions on Skype has got the song forever plastered in my mind as Tomberry's theme song.

Try something else.

I forgot about Tomberry's manly, aphrodisiac-like French voice.

My bad :/

Captain Blubber, I love you so much that I can't think of a good joke :P

So,my old nemesis…

WE MEET AGAIN.

^ Battle Commence

I doubt people can fight over the internet.

I'm not gonna battle Tristan again.

Seriously, he's only like, 6 years old.

I'm a bad person for beating such an innocent child the first time.

You can have my bump.

I dance 4 U