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Last posted Sep 05, 2010 at 09:47PM EDT. Added Jul 31, 2010 at 09:43PM EDT
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Post quotes about anything and by anyone here.
I begin:
“If fight is the only sure way of victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I guess he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him on the ring of honor!”
Soldier

Jul 31, 2010 at 09:43PM EDT
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“Post quotes about anything and by anyone here.
I begin:
“If fight is the only sure way of victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I guess he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! Then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him on the ring of honor!”
Soldier”

Jul 31, 2010 at 09:45PM EDT

“Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and I was like “Goodbye” and you were like “No way” and then i was all “We pretended we were going to murder you”. That was great."
GlaDOS.
Btw, the quotes can be about anything, not just Valve games.

Last edited Jul 31, 2010 at 10:11PM EDT
Jul 31, 2010 at 10:08PM EDT
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“Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!”

-Neville Flynn

Last edited Jul 31, 2010 at 10:35PM EDT
Jul 31, 2010 at 10:34PM EDT
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BAM! There it is!
- Microsoft guy

Aug 01, 2010 at 07:17AM EDT

Our philosophy at New Scientist is this: Science is interesting. If you don’t agree, you can fuck off!

-Richard Dawkins quoting an unnamed editor at New Scientist

Aug 01, 2010 at 08:19AM EDT
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“Will you give me a second? I gotta stop my girlfriend from hitting on my sister …”
-Me

Last edited Aug 01, 2010 at 09:13AM EDT
Aug 01, 2010 at 09:13AM EDT
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TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!
- Darkman

Aug 01, 2010 at 10:45AM EDT

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

- Goldfinger

Last edited Aug 01, 2010 at 11:18AM EDT
Aug 01, 2010 at 11:17AM EDT
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“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake” – Tyler Durden

Aug 01, 2010 at 11:28AM EDT
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“I’ll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours”
Bob Dylan

Aug 01, 2010 at 04:10PM EDT
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“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
by: no idea.

Aug 01, 2010 at 04:22PM EDT
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Yea, i blow a hole in your face then go back in the house, and sleep like a baby…. We used to stack fucks like you five foot high in korea, use ya for sandbags. – Clint Eastwood.

Aug 01, 2010 at 04:39PM EDT
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@MemeAddict




Aug 01, 2010 at 05:12PM EDT

“So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here.”
Antoine Dodson.

Aug 01, 2010 at 05:36PM EDT
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“When you plant a fertile meme in my mind you literally parasitize my brain, turning it into a vehicle for the meme’s propagation in just the way that a virus may parasitize the genetic mechanism of a host cell.”

--Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene

Aug 01, 2010 at 06:27PM EDT
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It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway!
-The Joker

Aug 02, 2010 at 12:31PM EDT
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“Vlad, I didn’t ask you to set me on fire.”

Kytosai, just after I set him on fire in TF2.

Aug 02, 2010 at 09:48PM EDT
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“Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!”

Aug 02, 2010 at 09:59PM EDT
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“Sever your leg. It’s the greatest day.” – Blubbo’s Whale

(Extra points if you read it in his voice)

Aug 02, 2010 at 10:05PM EDT

Sometimes, you have to roll a hard six. – Commander William Adama

Aug 03, 2010 at 12:49AM EDT
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http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ It’s just one big epic quote.

Aug 03, 2010 at 02:21AM EDT
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“It’s time for me to take a break”
Guess.

Aug 03, 2010 at 02:38AM EDT

“I’m lost”

-The Game

Aug 03, 2010 at 06:51PM EDT
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“I think the lesson to be learned here is that the GERMAN hatchback, the GERMAN hatchback exploded,while the BRITISH sportscars are perfectly working.”
Jeremy Clarkson.

Aug 03, 2010 at 07:48PM EDT
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“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. " – Dalai Lama

Aug 03, 2010 at 07:53PM EDT

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children].”
-The Miss Teen USA South Carolina Girl.

Aug 03, 2010 at 08:02PM EDT
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“Nom nom nom, om nom. Sandvich make me STRROOONG!”
-Heavy

Aug 03, 2010 at 08:51PM EDT
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I am the white void i am the cold steel i am the just sword with blade in hand shall i reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction I am hakumen the end has come-Hakumen Blazblue
Courage is the magic the brings dreams into reality.-Richter_TOSDOANW

Aug 03, 2010 at 09:03PM EDT
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My ASS has finally decided to eat MY HAND!

Dr. Weird.

Aug 04, 2010 at 04:24PM EDT
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