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Last posted Aug 15, 2010 at 03:04AM EDT. Added Aug 11, 2010 at 09:39PM EDT
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Holy sh*t Jesus McGee… Do you know what the f*ck is going on? I call on Blaziken, b*tches! Look at this sh*t right here! He can kick your ss! Look at those feet! They can kick your fat rump from Africa to Wales with 2.5 seconds, motherfckers!

You might be screaming “Oh God, what do I do?! Save me, God!” well, bitch, you can’t do anything! You think you can just run away, but you cant! THIS IS A POKEMON BATTLE, YOU PANSY!

He is a fighting, AND a fire type! One touch from this motherf*cker and it’ll be like being in a hot-tub with the corpse of Jesus in HELL!

So what are you gonna choose, you dumb*ss?! I GO A BLAZIKEN!

What the f-ck you talkin’ about, dumb4$$? You can’t do anything against f-ucking Blastoise. I mean, he’s got F-CKIN’ WATER CANNONS IN HIS F-CKIN’ SHELL.


Plus, he’s a f-cking water-type! Your weak-4$$ fire moves can’t do anything about that! He’s gonna kick your 4$$ to Africa, then he’ll surf over and KICK YOUR 4$$ BACK OVER HERE.

So take your pussy-4$$ Blaziken, but I’ll beat the sh-t out of him with a F-CKIN’ BLASTOISE!


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