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I was walking down the street when I saw a hobo, He was selling some games, One that caught my eye was a pokemon emerald game with the words " Pokemon teal"
Now It was just a buck so I went and bought it.
When I got home I put it in my gameboy and to turned it on and to my suprise.

A flesh and blood pikachu, appeared before my eyes!(or not)

And then the game started

(I would of though a real pikachu would of lead to more interesting and creepy things, but ok than)

As the screen faded in,my excitement ill-held.
Though this exictment was soon replaced with dread…

as all of the inhabbitants of new bark town were with pokemon(grabs desk dramatically) DEAD POKEMON.

"Oh what horror!" I yelled to the skies.
As I fell to my knees and tears filled my eyes.

And with that I noticed
The pokemon where all +2 in generation.
"A purist! I thought,murderous toward innovation.

Then guess who appeared?

An old, balding man walked tword me, a broken blue flute in hand.

"The god…" he said, through crying, "Arceus…He is angry…"

Who? Dave! The dope fiend shooting dope who don't know the meaning of water nor soap. He said "I need bullets, hurry, run!"

Then guess who else appeared?

Giovanni appeared, though something was… off. His eyes seemed hollow when you looked into them, as if he had no soul. All he did was chuckle…

Then guess who else appeared?
Hint its starts with g and ends with y and it isen't gay

he chuckled and chuckled and said "red,my old freind,have you checked your pokedex recntly"?

(Gary will NEVER be in this story! Never!)

To late

(We never added him. Were dealing with Gio right now.)

So I checked my pokedex, and….

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

(Follow your own rules.)

You are not welcome here anymore.It's 2 to 1 vote gary is in this story

(Other vote?)

then arceus came out of no where and ate giovani shouting NOM NOM NOM NOM then left on his magical pokemon car

Then gary came and captured arceus with a master ball

and ash caught gary with a master ball because we all know gary's really mew two

And than I punched him in the face becauses hes motherfuckinggaryoak, and stomped his balls.

and then snorlax woke up and ate them all

And then chuck norris kickd snorlax

and the world ended because gary was in the story

But then gary oak came back to live and made a new planet

BUT IT GOES ON!!

yes it does because an alternate universe was made with the same thing going on except snorlax had eaten cheetos

Some how..

and was not hungry for ash and gary

And chuck norris didn't kill them

but gary broke out of the master ball and soo did arceus and ash was like oww shit

But then gary shawt lasers out of his nipples

And than was naked, and sniff own farts in a barrel roll.

And then…

everything started shaking and ash realised he was in gary oaks dream

Oh well that makes sense ,said misty in a hairy manly voice.

Hold up.

People don't just get kicked by Chuck Norris.

If you dont die, and your kicked by Chuck Norris you lose your soul.

And then you die

TACO SAUCE.

On gary's hamburger

Sauce Taco.

With a cheeto

one time i saw liek a mudkip er sunthin' and then it died
then i got like rly freak'd out n' stuff so i faint'd
THE END

scary huh?