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Worst insults thread.

Last posted Oct 24, 2010 at 03:05PM EDT. Added Sep 30, 2010 at 12:33PM EDT
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Post the worst insults you’ve ever heard.
Here’s mine:
“You have a different face.”

Sep 30, 2010 at 12:33PM EDT
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“I will smash your face through a car windshield and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.”

“I want to have consensual sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position.”

Sep 30, 2010 at 01:00PM EDT
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Mean While in the Land of Freedom.




best insult yet.

Last edited Sep 30, 2010 at 01:11PM EDT
Sep 30, 2010 at 01:11PM EDT

I swear if you don’t shut the fuck upright now, I’m going to shit down your throat, slit your throat open, make you eat it again until you bleed to death and feed your skull to the wolves.

Sep 30, 2010 at 01:32PM EDT
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“So I herd you wifes into threesomes.”

Sep 30, 2010 at 01:43PM EDT

It is my conjecture that your mother is a stranger to the embraces of neither barnyard nor domesticated animals.

Sep 30, 2010 at 01:58PM EDT
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“Is that a toothpick in your pants or do you have a really small penis?”

Sep 30, 2010 at 02:14PM EDT

“Kane,one of these days Im going to kill your family”
wait that was me.

Last edited Sep 30, 2010 at 04:06PM EDT
Sep 30, 2010 at 04:06PM EDT
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I guess another from me is:
DY FAM. Look it up.

Sep 30, 2010 at 04:08PM EDT
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Cock Garage.

Sep 30, 2010 at 04:10PM EDT

Leave my sight, heathen. I wish not to see you upon my property another time, lest I need to involve a belt sander and a chainsaw!

Sep 30, 2010 at 04:42PM EDT
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“So does your face but I never said anything about it!”

Sep 30, 2010 at 10:27PM EDT
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“You are so dumb. You are really, really dumb. For real.”

Sep 30, 2010 at 10:31PM EDT

One from ann hiro, after i attempted to throw a broken umbrella into the ground, “Pail! no, Phone! no, wait, Fail!” God bless the retarded.

Sep 30, 2010 at 10:54PM EDT
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What meaning is there in yearning for the truth? You must instead close your eyes and live in blissful ignorance.

Oct 01, 2010 at 06:17PM EDT
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“I will kick you in the ass so hard, my foot will break off in your pelvis, and you will menstruate TOENAILS AND SHOE POLISH!”
“I will throw you into a chemical fire so fast, even NARUTO won’t believe it! And you will have to masturbate like you never have before just to quench the flames!”
“I WILL TAKE YOU TO WAL-MART AND LEAVE YOU THERE.”
“Your penis is so small, on a QWERTY keyboard, it reaches from A to Z.”

Oct 01, 2010 at 06:23PM EDT
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“Y’know, I’ve come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I’ll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!”

Oct 01, 2010 at 07:46PM EDT
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“There are two things that make up my life: food and sleep. There is no room for you.”

Oct 01, 2010 at 08:07PM EDT
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