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Post the worst insults you've ever heard.
Here's mine:
"You have a different face."

YO MOMMA HAS A DIFFERENT FACE!

IN BED!

"I will smash your face through a car windshield and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again."

"I want to have consensual sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position."

Mean While in the Land of Freedom.

best insult yet.

Why dont you go shit in your hat and pull it over your ears

I swear if you don't shut the fuck upright now, I'm going to shit down your throat, slit your throat open, make you eat it again until you bleed to death and feed your skull to the wolves.

"So I herd you wifes into threesomes."

It is my conjecture that your mother is a stranger to the embraces of neither barnyard nor domesticated animals.

"Is that a toothpick in your pants or do you have a really small penis?"

every single thing sgt hartman said

Wow… that's a lot of naughty wordses!

Your a fanny!

NO U!

"Kane,one of these days Im going to kill your family"
wait that was me.

I guess another from me is:
DY FAM. Look it up.

Cock Garage.

Leave my sight, heathen. I wish not to see you upon my property another time, lest I need to involve a belt sander and a chainsaw!

"You sir, will rue this day!"

"So does your face but I never said anything about it!"

"You are so dumb. You are really, really dumb. For real."

One from ann hiro, after i attempted to throw a broken umbrella into the ground, "Pail! no, Phone! no, wait, Fail!" God bless the retarded.

"cock juggling thunder cunt"

I eat toast not bread

What meaning is there in yearning for the truth? You must instead close your eyes and live in blissful ignorance.

"I will kick you in the ass so hard, my foot will break off in your pelvis, and you will menstruate TOENAILS AND SHOE POLISH!"
"I will throw you into a chemical fire so fast, even NARUTO won't believe it! And you will have to masturbate like you never have before just to quench the flames!"
"I WILL TAKE YOU TO WAL-MART AND LEAVE YOU THERE."
"Your penis is so small, on a QWERTY keyboard, it reaches from A to Z."

yo mamas so stupid when she jumped out a window she went up insteed of down~

"Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!"

"There are two things that make up my life: food and sleep. There is no room for you."