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Brothers in arms, I come bearing a message from the emperor!

Last posted Nov 04, 2010 at 11:23PM EDT. Added Oct 11, 2010 at 09:12AM EDT
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These are troubled times for our glorious empire. Though the revolution has brought the age of the overman, and though eternal war has proven us as supreme conquerors of the universe, a new threat has emerged from within our borders…

Or should I say…

Over our borders. We witness the birth of a plague, unlike any plague we have ever seen. It does not carry across the air, nor does it fester in fluids. No, it walks among us. The lesser beings will see them as human, but we brothers in arms know better. These are no humans, but half-formed parodies thereof! Look at how they spread their pestilence through the streets, how they bark and clamor in the night like animals! They seek to destroy us! They seek to destroy all that so many of us have fought and died for during the revolution! Oh, but they are deceptive in their ways… They know better than to face us in battle, knowing that the overmen fear no pain. So when they do not bark, they mewl and beg, hoping to infect the minds of the lesser beings, and eventually, ours.

We must end this plague before it grows too great! We must annihilate it with our steel! Extirpate it with flames and cannon fire! Remember that the Blitzkrieg Mistress H. O. Hackeron must survive this mission if our campaign is to succeed. My brothers in arms…

The empire depends on you!

Oct 11, 2010 at 09:12AM EDT

You did a barrel roll with me?
When did this happen?

Oct 11, 2010 at 09:56AM EDT
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I want to do a barrel roll with Lanthus…not you.

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Your mouth says lanthus, but your pelvis says angrypwnzer…..

Oct 11, 2010 at 11:31AM EDT
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Oh, it doesn’t talk. It screams. Just like you did….

Oct 11, 2010 at 11:36AM EDT
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My pelvis screams?
I think there is something wrong with me D:

Oct 11, 2010 at 11:38AM EDT
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I want someones pelvis to scream my name…

:(

Oct 11, 2010 at 11:38AM EDT

@Shnorlax – Wow, I didn’t think anyone would actually get that. (‘-’ )

I mean,

FOR THE EMPRAH!

Oct 11, 2010 at 11:50AM EDT
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video of moargun last night

actually, i can’t find it…..

Oct 11, 2010 at 11:50AM EDT
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I’ve assembled my regiment. We are awaiting the order to char… IMMA CHARGIN’ UP MAH LAZOR!!!

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One day, the emperor will be in the front line.
One day… when he runs out of soldiers ?

Oct 11, 2010 at 12:10PM EDT
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@angrypwnzer
Son, I’m gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face.

Oct 11, 2010 at 12:47PM EDT
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Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Cheeto, daughters of Jamiedubs, my bretherin! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, People of KYM!

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Guys, guys (and Moargun), its cool bro, we have OVER 9000 reserve troops.

Oct 11, 2010 at 01:22PM EDT

They can take our land, they may take our lives, but they will never….NEVER Take..Our……FREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDOOOOMMMMM

Oct 11, 2010 at 02:22PM EDT
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Freedom, you say?

Also, just for the hell of it, a little irony ain’t so bad.

Oct 11, 2010 at 02:35PM EDT
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They can take our love, take our land,
Take us where we cannot stand,
We won’t care, we’re still free,
They can’t take the sky from me!

Take us out to the black
Tell them we ain’t comin’ back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can’t take the sky from me!

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the battle plan looks like this:

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and we will win cause we have desu!
unless they have moar desu.
then we die.

oh and if you do the konami code on this site stuff pops up

Oct 11, 2010 at 07:12PM EDT
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I’ll be honest. As soon as I saw that Hacker made a thread, I didn’t bother reading it at first. I just +1’d it, knowing it would be glorious.

Oct 11, 2010 at 08:01PM EDT
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This thread reminds me of why I only read the first post of HoH threads.

But I admit, I don’t often see a thread get this bad in such a short amount of time.

Oh well, I still heart the Chicagoan Nazi lady that is HackerOnHacker.

Oct 11, 2010 at 08:22PM EDT
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Oct 11, 2010 at 08:24PM EDT

@Captain Blubber – I guess not that many people are willing to turn a triumphant monologue into a triumphant dialogue.

Oct 12, 2010 at 09:43AM EDT
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