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Lets talk about Rape Jokes

Last posted Oct 21, 2010 at 04:13PM EDT. Added Oct 17, 2010 at 10:59PM EDT
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seam none exists.
Is that like the no mans land for jokes?

And before you say “thats not cool my friend was raped”.
I don’t care, if someone told me a black joke im not gonna go “thats not cool, my friend was black”.

Oct 17, 2010 at 10:59PM EDT


Oct 17, 2010 at 11:04PM EDT

In another forum I used to frequent, Somebody gave a setup like this, and another regular said, “That’s offensive. There couldn’t possibly be a way to make a funny joke about rape.” I was going to post my agreement, and then I saw the next post:

A woman runs into a police station yelling “Grape! Grape! Someone help me I was graped!” One of the officers says, “Don’t you mean ‘raped’?” to which she replies, “Well, there was a bunch of them…”

Oct 17, 2010 at 11:07PM EDT

“my friend was black”
“friend was black”
“was black”


Oct 17, 2010 at 11:10PM EDT

My friend was Micheal Jackson.

Oct 17, 2010 at 11:11PM EDT

Oct 17, 2010 at 11:12PM EDT

There you go OP, rape humour – I’d rape you for being wrong, but you can’t rape the willing HAHAHA :P

seriously though, rape is wrong and makes baby jesus cry :(

unless you’re the cheezburger network:

then that shit is hilarious

Last edited Oct 18, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT
Oct 18, 2010 at 10:09PM EDT

Chilean miner making love to his wife for first time since release:

Miner: ‘Can we switch the lights off?’ . . .
Wife: ‘Of course honey’ . . .

Miner: ‘Can I have you from behind?’ . . .
Wife: ‘Anything you want my brave boy’ . . .

Miner: ’Can I call you Pedro? . . . . . ’    

Oct 19, 2010 at 12:02PM EDT

I’m going to grape you in the mouth and then i’m going to go upstairs and grape your mom then i’m going to grape your dad, but thats not all i’m going to take you and your sister downtsairs into the cellar and i’m going to chain you to the furnace and grape you till you scream
I dont know the rest or the beginning of the youtube video but it goes something like that…

Oct 19, 2010 at 12:06PM EDT

Well Zarlekek, I’ll post another just for you!

What’s the best thing about little girls?

After you’re done with them, you can turn them over and use them as a little boy!

Oct 19, 2010 at 12:27PM EDT

How do you make a girl cry twice?

Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her doll.

Oct 19, 2010 at 12:32PM EDT

It is time,we must rape a rape thread
we must rape a rape thread
must rape a rape
rape a rape
Rape is rape, rape rape a rape rape

[edit] This would have worked better with pictures.

Oct 19, 2010 at 10:08PM EDT

in the bible if you raped a woman than you have to marry her as punishment and thats no joke.

Oct 20, 2010 at 03:58AM EDT

In the bible, god forbids video games, its on page 666.

Oct 20, 2010 at 11:03AM EDT

if your gonna rape a woman always do it at nightime in a dark alley and make sure no one is around so you dont get caught. and its good to have a van with a matress in the back. and remember always be gental with your victims and for christ sake dont murder them when your done, just release them in some secluded location. also wear a mask and a condom.

Oct 20, 2010 at 08:56PM EDT

For the last goddamn time, ITS NOT KIDNAPPING! It’s surprise adoption…

Oct 20, 2010 at 09:07PM EDT


Were is the murder filling??

Oct 20, 2010 at 11:07PM EDT

So dav3777777777777777, what was it like growing up in Tisdale? All that honey sure did make you sweet.

Also, if you like rape, trying visiting:

There’s all the rape you can handle

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 12:14AM EDT
Oct 21, 2010 at 12:08AM EDT

when i rape them im actually making sweet love to them

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 04:18AM EDT
Oct 21, 2010 at 04:11AM EDT


Not if they are willing.

Oct 21, 2010 at 10:43AM EDT

@ Sweatie: so you’re saying that if they can’t say no, they’re willing by default?

Oct 21, 2010 at 11:48AM EDT

[edit: posting upskirt pics of passed out girls is prohibited.]

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 05:26PM EDT
Oct 21, 2010 at 01:00PM EDT

Already saw the third one down a few times, quite nice of you to censor the eyes too.

Oct 21, 2010 at 01:25PM EDT

That’s not a censorship bar, that’s his semen – black and odd, like his soul.

Oct 21, 2010 at 02:57PM EDT

yeah that pic has an interesting story behind it. i was really nervous because i dont usually do this sort of thing out in the open in broad daylight. i was doing her anally on the table and i could hear her moaning a bit when i busted a nut. i think she was starting to come around so i finished up and got fuck out of there before anyone noticed me. this pic was taken before the rape occurred. after the rape all the beer bottles were on the ground and her panties were around her ankles. the pic has really grown in popularity. you may not believe me but i actually loved each and every one of these young ladies with all my heart and soul.

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 03:22PM EDT
Oct 21, 2010 at 02:58PM EDT

Good thing you were doing him anally.

Oct 21, 2010 at 03:23PM EDT

you were actually the sweetest sweetie killer. so eager to please and tighter than a virgin.

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 04:12PM EDT
Oct 21, 2010 at 03:45PM EDT

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now the line has been crossed.

In b4 da lock, mesajarjarbinx!

Oct 21, 2010 at 03:49PM EDT

dav3, you have earned the right to be my friend. (jason however….)

inb4 lock!

Oct 21, 2010 at 04:13PM EDT

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