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Lets talk about Rape Jokes

Last posted Oct 21, 2010 at 04:13PM EDT. Added Oct 17, 2010 at 10:59PM EDT
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seam none exists.
Is that like the no mans land for jokes?

And before you say “thats not cool my friend was raped”.
I don’t care, if someone told me a black joke im not gonna go “thats not cool, my friend was black”.

In another forum I used to frequent, Somebody gave a setup like this, and another regular said, “That’s offensive. There couldn’t possibly be a way to make a funny joke about rape.” I was going to post my agreement, and then I saw the next post:

A woman runs into a police station yelling “Grape! Grape! Someone help me I was graped!” One of the officers says, “Don’t you mean ‘raped’?” to which she replies, “Well, there was a bunch of them…”

There you go OP, rape humour – I’d rape you for being wrong, but you can’t rape the willing HAHAHA :P

seriously though, rape is wrong and makes baby jesus cry :(

unless you’re the cheezburger network:

http://senorgif.com/2010/07/17/funny-gif-the-safe-word-is-butter/
http://senorgif.com/2010/09/23/funny-gifs-turtle-ball-attack/
http://cheezburger.com/View/2009167104

then that shit is hilarious

Last edited Oct 18, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT

Chilean miner making love to his wife for first time since release:

Miner: ‘Can we switch the lights off?’ . . .
Wife: ‘Of course honey’ . . .

Miner: ‘Can I have you from behind?’ . . .
Wife: ‘Anything you want my brave boy’ . . .

Miner: ’Can I call you Pedro? . . . . . ’    

I’m going to grape you in the mouth and then i’m going to go upstairs and grape your mom then i’m going to grape your dad, but thats not all i’m going to take you and your sister downtsairs into the cellar and i’m going to chain you to the furnace and grape you till you scream
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I dont know the rest or the beginning of the youtube video but it goes something like that…

if your gonna rape a woman always do it at nightime in a dark alley and make sure no one is around so you dont get caught. and its good to have a van with a matress in the back. and remember always be gental with your victims and for christ sake dont murder them when your done, just release them in some secluded location. also wear a mask and a condom.

yeah that pic has an interesting story behind it. i was really nervous because i dont usually do this sort of thing out in the open in broad daylight. i was doing her anally on the table and i could hear her moaning a bit when i busted a nut. i think she was starting to come around so i finished up and got fuck out of there before anyone noticed me. this pic was taken before the rape occurred. after the rape all the beer bottles were on the ground and her panties were around her ankles. the pic has really grown in popularity. you may not believe me but i actually loved each and every one of these young ladies with all my heart and soul.

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 03:22PM EDT

you were actually the sweetest sweetie killer. so eager to please and tighter than a virgin.

Last edited Oct 21, 2010 at 04:12PM EDT
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