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chuck norris jokes

Last posted Nov 02, 2010 at 12:59PM EDT. Added Oct 19, 2010 at 01:01PM EDT
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris is so tough, there is no chin underneath his beard. There is only another fist.

There is no theory of evolution; there is only a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in under half an hour.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris divided by zero and won the game (both of them, actually).

“Children look under their beds for The Boogieman, the Boogieman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Kenshiro…

Kenshiro doesn’t need to check under his bed, because anyone under there is already dead."



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