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What are the rules of fapping?

Last posted Oct 22, 2010 at 04:30PM EDT. Added Oct 22, 2010 at 11:59AM EDT
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Any month can be a no fap month, although normally it’s september, november, february, and july that are the bigger ones.

Oct 22, 2010 at 12:00PM EDT
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Fap only on Sundays.

Oct 22, 2010 at 12:07PM EDT

My rules to fapping:

1) Make sure your brother/sister/Nicaraguan laborer is in the room with you before you start.
2) NO EYE CONTACT AT ANY TIME! YOU MUST REMAIN AS IF YOU ARE OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR PRESENCE IN THE ROOM.
3) Asphyxiate = great!
4) Prosthetic arms are encouraged, especially if they belong to observing brother/sister. The labor worker typically cannot afford artificial limbs.
5) ???
6) Profit!

Oct 22, 2010 at 12:36PM EDT
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Fap only on holidays and see what happens to your life…

Oct 22, 2010 at 12:36PM EDT
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@Otter

That would be dreadful, and horrible.

Oct 22, 2010 at 01:21PM EDT

The worst thread I’ve seen on /b/ involved making beer from semen. Shit was not cash.

Therefore, a rule to fapping is:

34. Do not turn semen into alcohol.
35. Do not drink semen alcohol.
36. Do not think about semen alcohol.
37. Do not speak about semen alcohol.

Last edited Oct 22, 2010 at 01:24PM EDT
Oct 22, 2010 at 01:22PM EDT
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Do NOT clean up the mess yourself. That’s what women are for..

Oct 22, 2010 at 02:06PM EDT
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Average thread on KYM, maybe a bit better.

Oct 22, 2010 at 02:53PM EDT

You may only fap during christmas. And children under 10 have to be present.

Oct 22, 2010 at 03:12PM EDT
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