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Fun with Omegle

Last posted Dec 05, 2010 at 11:36PM EST. Added Nov 19, 2010 at 02:20PM EST
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You know you want to.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am the Genie of Omegle.
You: I shall grant you three Omegle wishes.
Stranger: cool..
Stranger: so?
Stranger: my 1st is ..i wanna be beautiful
You: poof
Stranger: 2. i want somebody in my age here
You: You are now beautiful.
You: poof
You: I am now your age.
Stranger: 3. I want to have a bf !
You: poof
You: I am now your bf.
Stranger: haha…yeah.. seriously ..who r u?
You: The bf formerly known as the Genie of Omegle
You: I guess you can call me George.
Stranger: haha..and how old r u? :P
You: 18
Stranger: haha..aye .. i`m not beautiful at all.. i`m as ugly as i was before ;p
Stranger: you didn`t change me !
You: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO ME~
Stranger: you even don`t know how i look like ;p
You: I was a genie.
You: I knew everything.
Stranger: haha..yeah fo sho ;p
You: I'll see you tonight…~
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Well gosh it seems that I love you.
You: Eh?
You: How so?
Stranger: How many ways are there to love?
Stranger: I'm counting 13 so far.
You: Oh my!
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: Feel it.
You: H-how!?
Stranger: I can't say right now. We're being watched.
Stranger: By my grandmoher.
Stranger: *mother
You: Tell her to leave the room!
You: Hahahahahahaha!
Stranger: She's gone!
Stranger: But my aunt's here too!
You: Tell her to leave also!
Stranger: So is my 5th grade English teacher!
You: It's okay!
You: She's awesome and hot!
Stranger: Yeah she's a freak anyway.
You: She can watch!
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Hey, hold on.
Stranger: I have to do something imporan.
Stranger: tant
You: Okay…
Stranger: Tell me a story while I'm doing this.
You: A story?
You: What kind of story?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I dunno, about you.
You: Hmm….
You: Well…
You: First: What are you doing?
Stranger: I'm on my sister's computer, and it keeps talking to me.
Stranger: About terrible things.
You: Well, what are these terrible things?
You: Tell me~
Stranger: The RAM is low, but it's not. And the harddrive has no space left, except the 40 gigs it does.
Stranger: I'm thinking foul play.
You: Call the geek squad!
You: (i'm terrible with computers)
Stranger: Yeah well, I'm…I'm okay, but I'm a little rusty.
Stranger: This place is…I don't know how girls consistently do these things to their computers.
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: No offense.
Stranger: 25/m
Stranger: USA
You: How did you know I was a girl?
Stranger: Like, I've been chatting for over 10 years now, and it's kind of like when you hear a girl's voice and you know it's a girl.
Stranger: You just know.
You: BTW, I'm a boy.
You have disconnected

That person is so wrong with things

You: EARTH!
Stranger: SKY!!
You: FIRE!
Stranger: SPACE!!!1!1
You: WIND!
You: WATER!
You: HEART!
Stranger: nope in win space all ways wins
You: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
You have disconnected.

EDIT:

You: Hey.
Stranger: heyy ( :
You: Lemme guess…
You: Horny 18 yr old F looking for horny male?

long pause

You: Is that a no?
Stranger: Uhhh, minues the male, minus a year from that age….&minus the horny. o:
You: Dangit.
Stranger: Ahaha.
Stranger: xD
You: That's almost always it.
Stranger: Yeah I knooowww.o:<
You: Whatever. Enjoy yourself out there in that sea of horny people.
You have disconnected.

Last edited Nov 19, 2010 at 05:45PM EST

Stranger: JONATHAN TOEWS.
You: YEAAAH!!
Stranger: iloveyou./
Stranger: JONATHAN TOEWS.
You: I lvoe you more.
Stranger: yay :)
You: YERP
Stranger: I LOVE THE BLACKHAWKS.
Stranger: K.
Stranger: MY SISTER WANTS ME TO SAY OTTAWA SENATORS.
Stranger: BUT THEY SUCK
You: They do.
Stranger: yeah.
You: And so do politics.
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: i love the maple leafs.
You: I like maple syrup.
Stranger: omg, me too.
You: pancakes.
Stranger: waffles.
You: French toast is knig.
Stranger: HURDADUR?
Stranger: i knoww.
Stranger: v
Stranger: HURDADUR?
You: DERP ><
Stranger: DERPYDERP.
You: Not much good trolling on.
Stranger: nah, nah.
Stranger: rage guy, is coming .
You: Yo mean racist guy lol.
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: yes i do.
Stranger: lololol.
Stranger: i love tumblr.
You: I hate everything.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: RUDE.
Stranger: you love jonathan toews.
Stranger: yeah.
You: I love justien bieber.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: we can't be friends anymore.
You: FUCK YOU MAN!
Stranger: JONAS BROTHERS
Stranger: FOREVER.
You: THIS IS OVER BETWEEN ME AND YOU!!

Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Stranger: :'(
You: ONLY FOR THE ANAL
Stranger: I WAS ALREADY PLANNNING OUR MARRIAGE.
Stranger: AND YOU BROKE MY HEART.
You: I broke more than that.
Stranger: OHHHH.
You: Snap nigger.
Stranger: wiggah pulleeaasee.
You: I is not a wigger, I iz learning magnets.
Stranger: CAT HITLER SAYS HURDADUR
You: UR MOM
\
Stranger: HEY.
Stranger: SHES A NICE LADY.
You: SHES A COCK FAGGOT
Stranger: YO
Stranger: YO
Stranger: DON'T TALK ABOUT MUH MOMMA LIKE DAT.
You: I'm sorry, she only was turned on by men once.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh
You: And thats how you were born.
Stranger: oh yeh.
You: Also tumblr sucks balls, how cold you like that?
Stranger: cause it's amazing.
Stranger: you suck dick.
You: I suck dick on tuesdays and sundays, whats your point son?
Stranger: go suck justin bieber's dick.. OH WAIT, HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.
Stranger: my point, boy, is that you are a douche/
Stranger: BOIII.
You: NO U!!
Stranger: kbye.

Best one yet.
Stranger: FAGGOT.

Last edited Nov 19, 2010 at 06:37PM EST
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