Greetings, residents of JFF. I found this awesome thing and thought you might be interested.
The Alcowebizer. Simply enter the URL to a website, then drag the slider to the blood-alcohol level desired.
Here are some examples:
Drunken TechCrunch
Drunken XDA
Drunken Facebook
For best results, start at 2.0, then go up from there.
Also, I tried and sadly, this won't work with KYM.
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