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The Object To Your Left...

Last posted Jan 25, 2011 at 01:24PM EST. Added Jan 17, 2011 at 08:35PM EST
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mine is the mighty HEATER!
or a flash drive if I was more technical.

Jan 17, 2011 at 08:35PM EST
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Either a lamp, a package of mint Milanos, or Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

I need to clean my desk.

Jan 17, 2011 at 08:38PM EST

A lamp and curtains. On my right was a katana and a wooden shield, I find that ironic.

Last edited Jan 17, 2011 at 08:48PM EST
Jan 17, 2011 at 08:44PM EST
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A wall.

I am trying to think of a way, hold on.

Last edited Jan 17, 2011 at 09:38PM EST
Jan 17, 2011 at 09:38PM EST

My Wii nun-chuck…. I can… strangle… zombies?

Jan 17, 2011 at 09:39PM EST
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A toothbrush. Zombies? Prepare to die.

Jan 17, 2011 at 09:40PM EST
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A cup of ice water.

Zombies, prepare to get moderately wet!

Jan 17, 2011 at 09:53PM EST
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edit: wouldn’t this actually heal their wounds?

Last edited Jan 17, 2011 at 09:55PM EST
Jan 17, 2011 at 09:54PM EST
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Ogreenworld wrote:

edit: wouldn’t this actually heal their wounds?

well you could …
never mind

Jan 17, 2011 at 09:56PM EST
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Piarte King wrote:

well you could …
never mind

No, go on. o_o

Jan 17, 2011 at 09:59PM EST

Interesting..

Jan 17, 2011 at 09:59PM EST

A radiator
I suppose I could sling it about on a chain and make puns about “feeling the heat”.

Jan 18, 2011 at 03:02AM EST
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kero~ wrote:

Pizza. erm..

give that zombie a pizza,
Zombies love pizza

Jan 18, 2011 at 07:43AM EST
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A soft air gun.

I’ll just point it at them and scream “PEW PEW” so they’ll think I have a real gun and die.

Jan 18, 2011 at 09:01AM EST

A curtain. As they don’t really breathe I guess I’d have to…whip them?

Jan 18, 2011 at 11:34AM EST
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An alarmclock, a desklamp, a block calendar and a Stihl Timbersports knife.

I am such a lucky bastard.

Jan 18, 2011 at 01:16PM EST
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Piarte King wrote:

you can Only pick one of those.

Then I’ll choose the calendar. Paper cuts are deadly for zombies, you know.

Jan 18, 2011 at 01:39PM EST
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Alright, now I have a printer.
Actually, no, it’s sitting on a metal file cabinet. I choose that.

Jan 18, 2011 at 04:28PM EST
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I have a keyboard or a printer maybe I choose the printer it’s bigger anyway…

Last edited Jan 18, 2011 at 05:26PM EST
Jan 18, 2011 at 05:24PM EST
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My singing voice-




Or a fire poker….

Jan 18, 2011 at 05:56PM EST

my cellphone and my bag
that include a bag of twistos, money, medicine, a cd with an ubuntu installation, deodorant, headphones, a comb, a condom, two lighters and a mirror.
im ready for you, zombies!!!

Jan 18, 2011 at 05:57PM EST
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on my left there is a 9 Iron and a my cat. I no longer regret not getting my cat de-clawed.

Jan 18, 2011 at 06:11PM EST
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Like a bossette wrote:

my cellphone and my bag
that include a bag of twistos, money, medicine, a cd with an ubuntu installation, deodorant, headphones, a comb, a condom, two lighters and a mirror.
im ready for you, zombies!!!

to bad you have to use the bag as a weapon…

Jan 18, 2011 at 06:13PM EST
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Admiral Crunch wrote:

to bad you have to use the bag as a weapon…

it has everything IN it
that counts, ask anybody

Jan 18, 2011 at 06:42PM EST
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