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Yo Mama.

Last posted Mar 28, 2011 at 06:34PM EDT. Added Mar 26, 2011 at 07:23PM EDT
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Mar 26, 2011 at 07:23PM EDT

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Mar 26, 2011 at 07:34PM EDT

Yo momma is so fat if she were a pokemon she’d take up all six slots.

Mar 26, 2011 at 08:01PM EDT

Yo momma so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma so fat, when she lies down, she gets taller.

Last edited Mar 27, 2011 at 12:43PM EDT
Mar 26, 2011 at 09:43PM EDT

My alltime fave:
Yo momma’s so fat the only time she watches 90210 is when she gets on the scale!

Mar 27, 2011 at 10:37AM EDT

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Mar 27, 2011 at 12:02PM EDT

Yo momma’s so short, when she sits on the ground, her feet dangle.

Mar 28, 2011 at 03:43PM EDT

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