Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo momma is so fat if she were a pokemon she’d take up all six slots.
Shes built like a brick shit house handles like a bistro.
Yo momma so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma so fat, when she lies down, she gets taller.
My alltime fave:
Yo momma’s so fat the only time she watches 90210 is when she gets on the scale!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma’s so ugly, even Deadpool looks handsome..,
Yo momma’s so short, when she sits on the ground, her feet dangle.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.