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Zombie Apocalypse?!

Last posted May 31, 2011 at 06:23PM EDT. Added May 28, 2011 at 02:18AM EDT
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Look to your left. The first object you see will be your signature weapon.
Look to your right. This will be the object that you will need in your darkest times.
Look behind you. This will be an object you will see several times in places you go to in order to escape the horde. List down what you got in that order: left, right, and behind. People don’t count.
Mine are a drinking glass, a mirror and a telephone.

May 28, 2011 at 02:18AM EDT
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Oh, mine’s a sofa (lol so heavy), a mirror (me too!), and a TV. What is this, a living room store?

May 28, 2011 at 02:25AM EDT
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detectiveStalemate wrote:

A mirror, a sofa and a TV. Mostly because I’m sitting next to Richtofen.

Actually, his was a desk, a wall, and a wall.

May 28, 2011 at 02:31AM EDT
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It’s hard to find people on forums who are actually friends IRL.

May 28, 2011 at 02:33AM EDT
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Guitar, Towel, and Pillow.

You may as well just zombify me now.

May 28, 2011 at 02:44AM EDT
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I got a wall to my right, pair of dirty shorts, and I guess I’ll hide in my bed behind me.

May 28, 2011 at 04:37AM EDT

Trick Lobo wrote:

Guitar, Towel, and Pillow.

You may as well just zombify me now.

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May 28, 2011 at 05:37AM EDT
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My signature weapon will be a pillow.
My “special super weapon in darkest times” is a exercise bicycle.
My escape tool is a flower pot.

I feel that my chances of surviving are slim. Oh dear.

May 28, 2011 at 07:30AM EDT
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My signature weapon is a flashlight
my object i need in my darkest times is a beyblade stadium..
My escape tool is a wall..
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

May 28, 2011 at 09:05AM EDT
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Fire Poker (FUCK YEA)
Pillow (Meh)
Curtains (Wut)

May 28, 2011 at 09:11AM EDT

A Box of Tissues (Weapon)
A Fancy Hat (Object I need at my darkest time)
A Dream-Catcher (Escape tool)

Aw crap.

May 28, 2011 at 09:39AM EDT

A bowl of cereal….
An iPod…
And an Ancient World History school textbook.

Great.

May 28, 2011 at 10:02AM EDT
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Floating head wrote:

A canvas bag
A fork
A arcade cabinet (I’m rad like that)

A bed
A spoon
and another bed.

Looks like we need to team up WITH OUR MIGHTY EATING UTENSILS!

May 28, 2011 at 02:56PM EDT
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Laptop pillow.
Xbox 360 controller.
Floor lamp.
I might have a chance.

May 28, 2011 at 03:21PM EDT
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I actually went to a Zombie Apocalypse seminar once. Really. I’m being honest.

May 28, 2011 at 03:23PM EDT
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Desk lamp.
Stuffed elephant. (hur hur)
My front door. (Later suckers)

Hmm. Not bad

May 28, 2011 at 03:40PM EDT

TV Remote.
Bass Guitar
Quilt.

Very pleased with the bass! Can just imagine bashing the shit out of zombies with it, before sitting down afterwards and playing The Chain.

May 28, 2011 at 05:30PM EDT
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Lamp.
Phone.
Door.

Yes, I will often uses doors when escaping the hordes.

May 28, 2011 at 05:44PM EDT
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A weta ray gun

A Green lantern power ring

And roller skates

I think I can survive.

Last edited May 28, 2011 at 05:52PM EDT
May 28, 2011 at 05:51PM EDT
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To my left: headphones
To my right: a cellphone
Behind me: a lamp

Well… I could always call for help with the phone or use the headphones to play motivational music while I decapitate zombies…

Last edited May 28, 2011 at 06:58PM EDT
May 28, 2011 at 06:57PM EDT
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A couch
A fireplace
Another couch.

May 28, 2011 at 07:15PM EDT

An SD card, a pair of headphones, and some bedsheets.


Yeah, I’m screwed.



Unless…


I got it! I’ll use the headphone wires and bedsheets to build a zombie trap, with the SD card as bait! Zombies just love technology!

May 28, 2011 at 07:25PM EDT
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WAit a minute! If I tie the quilt round my neck……voila!
I can become a zombie fighting superhero! Who wields a bass! Who plays the intro to this as I wander the streets, looking for zombie to beat to death with it!




And I can use the remote to…..um….well, it kinda falls apart after that.

May 28, 2011 at 07:42PM EDT
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1011061 wrote:

To my left: headphones
To my right: a cellphone
Behind me: a lamp

Well… I could always call for help with the phone or use the headphones to play motivational music while I decapitate zombies…

I like the way you think.

May 28, 2011 at 08:47PM EDT
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To my left, a bottle of juice.

To my Right, a journal and some sharp pencils.

Behind me, an industrial fan.

May 28, 2011 at 08:58PM EDT
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I have… a second monitor, a sketchbook with pencils, and a fork.

I also a Replica of the Master Sword just across the room, so I am safe.

May 28, 2011 at 09:04PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I have… a second monitor, a sketchbook with pencils, and a fork.

I also a Replica of the Master Sword just across the room, so I am safe.

Fork as an escape route you’l find in some places you go to… hmm… interesting. Eat their brains, maybe?

May 28, 2011 at 09:08PM EDT
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Flimsy wrote:

Fork as an escape route you’l find in some places you go to… hmm… interesting. Eat their brains, maybe?

Lol, Irony!

And maybe their souls if possible.

May 28, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT
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I tried this again..
To my left..A Guitar
to my right…a poster
And again,behind me…a wall
Yay at least i have a guitar to protect me!

May 28, 2011 at 09:54PM EDT
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I have a Grand Piano, a water bottle and fancy blinds.
At least I won’t be dehydrated and I don’t need keyboard cat to play of my failure

May 29, 2011 at 01:22AM EDT
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Left-pillow
Right-phone
Behind-Cardboard box.
I think I might be in a little trouble.

May 29, 2011 at 03:48AM EDT
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Left – T.V. Remote (WoW kid anyone?)
Right – Laptop Bag
Escape Route – Window

May 29, 2011 at 10:09PM EDT
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Left – Chopsticks
Right – Shoyo
Escape Route – Balcony

You zombies are lucky, i could had some wasabi too.

May 29, 2011 at 11:43PM EDT
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to the left- a macchete
to my right- a bomb (might as well take some bastards with me)
in my ecape route- zombie themed life-hack infographs, always useful!

May 31, 2011 at 12:28PM EDT
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A poorly made wooden katana.
A calvin and hobbes collection book [ Number one out of the three.]
A bunch of metal steaks I picked up from a railroad track inside a zip lock bag.

May 31, 2011 at 01:02PM EDT
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A chair is my weapon, I use a black dude in darkest times, and I see a chair frequently.
What can I do with a black dude?

May 31, 2011 at 02:01PM EDT
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To my left sits a pillow.
To my right, a lava lamp.
Behind me, a fan.
Let’s do this!!

May 31, 2011 at 02:10PM EDT
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