Actual Sexual Advice Girl

Actual Sexual Advice Girl

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Updated Aug 10, 2015 at 09:16PM EDT by Brad.

Added Feb 13, 2013 at 07:18PM EST by Don.

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About

Actual Sexual Advice Girl (ASAG) is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photograph of a brunette woman wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses accompanied by captions relaying sexual advice to both men and women.

Origin

On February 11th, 2013, Redditor FarleyHatcher submitted an image macro titled “Actual Sexual Advice Girl [OC]” to the /r/AdviceAnimals[2] subreddit, with the caption suggesting how to tell if a woman has had an orgasm during sex (shown below). Within 72 hours, the post garnered more than 1,100 up votes and 60 comments.


IF YOU HAVE TOASKA WOMAN IF YOU MADE HER C-- YOU DIDNT

Precursor

Actual Advice Mallard is an advice animal that was created in June of 2011, which featured captions containing life hacks and other useful information. Both ASAG and Actual Advice Mallard are unique in providing genuinely helpful or insightful advice, unlike most advice animal characters.


WHEN MICROWAVING PIZZA PUTA GLASS OFWATERIN WITH IT TWILL KEEP THE PIZZA FROM GETTING SPONGEY

Spread

The same day, Redditor nurseladyherpaderp submitted another ASAG image macro to the /r/AdviceAnimals[3] subreddit, which relayed advice to men attempting to receive fellatio (shown below, left). Within three days, the post received over 8,700 up votes and 620 comments. Several hours later, Redditor katrionatronica submitted another instance with the caption advising women to be more expressive about what they want in a relationship (shown below, right),[4] which accumulated more than 15,000 up votes and 950 comments in less than 72 hours. Also on February 11th, both images were reposted to the Internet humor site 9gag,[5][6] each receiving upwards of 20,000 up votes and several thousand Facebook shares.


STICKING YOUR D--- IN MY FACE DOESNT MAKE MEWANT TO SUCKIT TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT YOU WANT

Notable Examples

As of February 2013, the "Actual Sexual Advice Girl" Quickmeme[1] page has received over 250 submissions.


LEARN HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF ORGASM HOW CAN YOU TEACH HIM WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A GUY LIKES ASKHIM IF YOU CAN'T LAST LONGER THAN HER MASTURBATE 2 HOURS BEFORESEX, YOUWILL LAST LONGER AND ORGASM TWICE IN ONEDAY TRUST ME TS BIG ENOUG COSMO S FULLOF S--- SMALL D---

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