Cockmongler
Added 15 years ago by Funky Raspberry • Updated about a month ago by Kevinvq2
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Tags: image 4chan photoshop smexy
Additional References: Encyclopedia Dramatica Urban Dictionary
About
Cockmongler is a image of a ginger man posing with a disturbing and humorous expression on his face feauting an unusually wide and toothy smile. His unique face is often photoshopped into other pictures and scenes. One of the oldest 4chan memes, it still remains popular today, and is considered by many to be one of 4chans mascots.
Origin
The original image came from the website for The Worlds Largest Dinosaur, a large sculpture located in Drumheller, Alberta. Located in the Fun Stuff section, the photo was titled "A prime example of TOO MUCH time at the World's Largest Dinosaur."[1]
The first version of the image posted to 4chan featured the caption "I'll suck your cock!" and was posted sometime around June 2004[4]. Threads featuring the Cockmongler soon started appearing, with several even being archived due to notableness.[5]
Grinman / Smiling Man
A popular form of trolling involves posting a picture of the Cockmongler with captions referring to the character as "Grinman" or "Smiling Man". Despite the frequent and predicatable uses of this method, it still remains an effective way to troll.
For fuck's sake…
Alright, Word Of Power time. It's Grinman. Always has been, always will be. Not Cockmongler. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit – they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit – the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Cockmongler. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Grinman. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head…the last flickering candle of truth. He's the Grinman. Not Cockmongler. Have some Longcat too (not Cocksucking cat).[2]
Return of Cockmongler
On the 27th April 2008, a anonymous poster on 4chan posted pictures on /b/ taken at the Calgary Comic Expo, which showed more recent pictures of the original Cockmongler. The thread was so popular that it was stickied to the front page of /b/[3].
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External Links
[1] Worlds Largest Dinosaur site – Original Cockmongler (Click "A prime example of TOO MUCH time at the World's Largest Dinosaur")
[2] Encyclopedia Dramtica – Cockmongler
[3] Chanarchive – Cockmongler 2008
[4] Lurkmore Wiki – Cockmongler
[5] Chanarchive – Cockmongler Threads – cockmongler and cockmongler painting collaboration
Comments ( 28 )
Scarier than Weegee.
Cockmongler = Definite meme
Threw some factoids in the description. Epic archived thread has RIDICULOUS numbers of cockmongles
Nice work!
All I really know about Cockmongler is that he took the picture wanting to show of his favorite dinosaur shirt.
However, when he made a funny face, the rediculousness of the picture made it an internet phenomenon.
There is so much meme in this page it's mesmerizing.
Of course, the term "Grinman" was used to troll oldfags on /b/, to whom he was always and forever Cockmongler.
During the day he is just a normal man, but by night he is the cockmongler and travels the world to mongle cocks, only to wake up with no recollection!
he's a famous comedian, but i 4got his name!
Does anybody else think he looks like the Irate Gamer?
History: "Cockmongler" was discovered and introduced to the wider world by the epic old tripfag SovietRussia.
Listen to cjb, this man is right.
I think on Blockland, one of the face choices is his.
Cockmongler is my favorite meme on 4chan.
Some history, maybe?
I'm actually the poor buggers friend and I can tell you that he was pretty upset about it all. Thanks to the Grinman people though, at least their depictions of him are in good taste.
David Davidson is wrong about showing off his favorite shirt. He worked at a place that sold them, he modeled the shirts and the pic of him goofing off wasn't supposed to be put on the website at all.
The meme was originally created by the Great Old namefag SovietRussia, as I memember the first post of the pic to /b/.
has confusion. what is teh meme?
+1 RUN AWAY!!!
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/monglermarch.swf
sees on trending, looks at title
Does this mean we need an NSFW tag for the KYM homepage?
I was wondering what this was called.
MY FUCKING LIGHTS WENT OUT WHEN I WAS VIEWING THIS ENTRY
lol interbutts
THE EYES WHY
He's possessed by Joe Biden.
Listen here fat
Listen here fat
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