Don't fuck with Krav Maga

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Started on Reddit on November 30, 2010.

The poster responds to a pointless or unbelievable story about a friend with their own story about how they are interacting with their friend, who knows Krav Maga, and how they ended up getting beat up or killed instantaneously. The poster than concludes with the phrase "Don't fuck with Krav Maga."

Original Post (by Negoblle 2):
"My friend always told me that he was really good Krav Maga, and I sort of assumed that he was exaggerating a little bit until one day when we got jumped in a back alley and he beat the living shit out of some guys. He hit them like 5 times in a second and they fell to the ground.

Don't fuck with Krav Maga."

Two samples:
"Yeah, I have a friend who does Krav Maga too. This one time we were shooting the shit, and he told me to put him in a headlock. I slapped a half-nelson on him, and the next thing I knew he was on top of me and I was dead.

Don't fuck with Krav Maga."

"I have a golden retriever who does Krav Maga. I took him on a walk to the local park because it was a nice day out. I decided to throw his tennis ball so he could fetch it. I threw the ball with all my might, and all of the sudden I'm on the ground with the tennis ball lodged in my mouth.

Don't fuck with Krav Maga"

Original thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ednwr/has_anyone_actually_used_martial_arts/c17bsw