March 4th, 2011: An innocent thread begins, titled "Even the Children." A picture of a black man eating a cheeseburger catches the lurker's attention, followed by the simple phrase: "I ate a burger in front of everyone, even the children." (Something to that effect – I didn't screenshot it at the time, but the phrase itself seemed very random.)

Anonymous then began replying to the thread in droves, each following post mimicing the first. Such posts included:

"I fucked a waitress in front of everyone, even the children."
"I masturbated in front of my relatives, even the children."
"A N***** once stole a bike from everyone, even the children."
"I once childrened a fuck in front of the waitress, even the children."
"I once craned a crane in front of the crane, even the crane."

Etc, etc.

About halfway through the post, one anonymous person said "This should become a meme." Normally, saying so would instantly kill a meme in the birth process, but he got dubs. People kept posting, until the thread 404'd.

March 5th, 2011: More threads start appearing, featuring "Even the Children". Screenshots taken.

It is a surprisingly humorous meme, although it exists entirely in text form. It is still in the birthing process, but at the rate it has grown over the past day, everyone is sure to see great things from this meme soon… even the children.