Everyone Gets X Y At Some Point

Everyone Gets X Y At Some Point

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On the notorious /b/ board on 4chan, anonymous posted the following:

Alright, so I was at Chic-Fil-A yesterday and I was sitting in the corner, eating my sandwich, minding my own business when a kid ran from out of nowhere, flung open the door to the play area and hit my hand, knocking my sandwich down onto the ground. I got incredibly pissed and called the boy over to me. He looked at me all tired and sleepy like little kids do and pretended not to have realized what he did. I said, “shouldn’t you apologize?” and he said “why? i didn’t do anything?”. I saw the mom coming over to take her child back into the comfort of her bosom, so I panicked and said, “EVERYONE GETS THEIR FACE BLOWN OFF AT SOME POINT”. The mom’s eyes widened like little cookies and made me more hungry than ever when this bitch came over and starting giving me hell for threatening her son. So she called the cops and I spent the night in jail before getting bailed out by my rich gf this morning. They said I’d go to trial in December for 2 counts of “Child Abuse” and 2 counts of “Disturbing the Peace”. Can any lawfags tell me whether or not those are crock of shit charges? Thanks.

tl; dr Little kids suck ass

Since this was /b/, a few people offered assistance to this temperamental man, but most took the phrase EVERYONE GETS THEIR FACE BLOWN OFF AT SOME POINT and had fun with it, manipulating it and adding humor which may or may not have been in bad taste.

It has potential because it is somewhat catchy and bears resemblance to phrases such as “an hero” and “all your base are belong to us” which have caught on for no reason whatsoever other than they were delightfully nonsensical and somewhat insulting (EVERYTHING BECOMES INSULTING AT SOME POINT).

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