Great Mighty Poo/Sloprano (2001)NSFW

This song is becoming a meme rather quickly these days, due to it being sung by a living giant turd

“I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
AND I’M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!
A HUGE SUPPLY OF TISH,
COME FROM MY CHOCOLATE STARFISH.
HOW ABOUT SOME SCAT YOU LITTLE TWAT?”

later..
“DO YOU REALLY THINK
YOU’LL SURVIVE IN HERE?
YOU DON’T SEEM TO KNOW
WHICH CREEK YOU’RE IN.
SWEET CORN IS THE ONLY THING
THAT MAKES IT THROUGH MY REAR.
HOW D’YOU THINK I KEEP THIS LOVELY GRIN?”

“Have some more caviar.”

a bit later
“NOW I’M REALLY GETTING RATHER MAD
YOU’RE LIKE A NIGGLY TICKLY SHITTY LITTLE TAG NUT!
WHEN I’VE KNOCK YOU OUT WITH ALL MY BAB I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HEAD AND RAM IT UP MY BUTT!”

Conker: “Your butt.”

“YEs, MY BUTT.”

Conker: “Your butt?”

“THAT’T RIGHT, MY BUTT, MY BUTT! MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!”

after getting flushed, not singing
“Ah, you cursed squirrel! Look what you’ve done! I’m flushing, I’m flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who’d have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagginess? Oh… I’m going! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Conker: “Heheh! Now that’s what I call a bowel movement!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBxSMnYCPjw&feature=player_embedded#