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Hello, v! I posted about this problem of mine last night. Unfortunately, most of what I got were troll comments or people getting angry over silly things Anyway, here's my dilemma.. .I'm a hardcore gamer. I love videogames. They're important to me. If Im not working, then Im probably playing videogames. So, it's only natural that this would be a real selling point for any potential relationship interest. My boyfriend is a horrible casual gamer. He owns no HD consoles and refuses to play anything that isn't old-as-dirt, horribly gimmicky, or just retro/hipster kiddy garbage. He has a Wii, a PS2, a Nintendo DS, and a heaping mountain of old stuff he's packratted from the 80's and 90's..or, he DID have those things I finally followed my own advice. He's been off visiting his family because of some accident his sister had for the past few days and he's due home tonight. While he's been away, I've taken the liberty of selling a ton of the stuff he could never bring hmself to part with and buying him something actually worth his time ノ I was quick to find a buyer. A local pawn shop eats things like this up, so they were happy to have me as a seller. Here's what my transactions have been like I sold An NES + all of his NES cartridges, SNES + cartridges, Genesis + Cartridges, Genesis + games, Dreamcast (Didn't sell the games though. They were all burned onto disc, so they wouldn't take them), Virtual Boy single game (Wario), PS2 + a f------ MOUNTAIN of old PS2 and PS1 games, and his Wii + all Wii and Gamecube titles. I didn't sell the DS. .but that's only because he took it on the trip with him. All in all, the consoles over 100 combined games netted me about 500 dollars >Gr, field too long, cont'd Anonymous 05/20/10 (Thu)22:39 No.59824016 >59823984 Cont'd As a surprise when he gets back, I bought him a new 250 GB PS3! Yeah yeah, 'nogaems'...but it makes sense. I own a 360, after all.so now we can share everything, since he finally has something worthwhile I was planning to get him FFXIII and Modern Warfare 2 .but since I have those already, I decided to stick to exclusives or things I don't already own. Before he left, I subtly asked him if he'd ever play any PS3 games at all. He said he was actually interested in 3D Dot Game Heroes, so I got him that. Seems kinda 'hipster-y', but it's a start. On top of that, I also got him MAG. He doesn't seem to like FPS games, but he'll get used to them. Anyway, I set everything up in the living room. He should be back within the hour. You think he'll like it and finally start to appreciate gaming as a modern form of entertainment?

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□ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:37:55 No.336120651 sex gf of long f------ time >find out she's been flirting with some other kid sgo over to her house stake her picture and the necklace she gave me >pull out my Bic lighter Slight that s--- in front of her sshe cries and begs for forgiveness in front of me >i keep rejecting eave No b-------, this happened. I was mad.

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: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)03:57:21 No.844948740 So I absolutely hate trannies, traps, crossdressers, whatever the f--- you want to call them. They're degenerates. So I do this to f--- with them 1.47 MB PNG >Talk with them on social media >Compliment them on how much they look like the other gender >Give them validation and attention >Overtime they begin to initiate conversations with me because of this. >They are so mentally ill they think I'm a close friend just because I give them validation >Keep talking with them for months >Suddenly ghost them >They message me several times every day asking where I am >When they say something like "I miss talking to you" I come back and say "Don't talk to me" >For some reason this absolutely ruins most of them. They beg for me to give them validation. >Never contact them again. Done this at least 50 times. F--- them.

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: Anonymous 299 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)13:41:44 No.70753542 >being rejected time after time during teens and twenties >never had sex without paying for it >suddenly hit 30 and start making money after graduation >suddenly single moms, w----- and golddiggers and the rest of subhuman animals of such are all over me >At this point i can't date the woman i want (a 6/10 virgin in her late teens or early twenties without tattoos and debts) so i just stay single or f--- single moms on the side giving them false hopes of settling down for them >there is a single mom with a very beautiful 14 years old daughter Well anons, the mom looks like s--- and it's past her prime, she would have rejected me when she was young and hot and she clearly only wants to use me because of my money so i don't feel guilty about using her too. But her daughter is still young and clearly have daddy issues (never met him). Should i marry the mom (with a prenup of course) to try to get close to her daughter? I'm not even kidding. I'm actually considering it. Maybe i can groom her to become my perfect wife from an early age. I can start f------ her when she turns 16 and divorce her mom and marry her when she turns 18. I just need a plan.

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Anonymous 81 KB PNG 05/17/23 (Wed)09:25:17 No.73348057 >be with mom last week >she is asking again when I will get a gf >explain to her AGAIN that I am not capable of getting one since nature decides through genetics who gets women and who not >she is getting p----- AGAIN >yell at me yo man up >leave to my room >sit there for a couple hours >come to realization that my mom like every other woman will never understand me >she is just another worthless breeding roastie like the rest of them >realize that if this w---- just could have kept her legs closed I would have never been here >I would have never been tortured by existence if she wasnt another braindead thot that just cant keep her instincts under control and f--- >start fantasizing about going back in time and killing her >unironically want to hurt my mom now When did you guys realize that your moms are just worthless w----- that are the reason for your pain and should be punished for it? I hate this W---- for making me endure life as a 26 year old virgin

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218KIB, 894x919, 1621554788450.jpg Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 20:14:07 No.157213222 Quoted By: >>157213289 >>157213329 >>157214558 >HOOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT >ARE YOU TELLING ME >ARE YOU SAYING >ARE YOU SAYING >THAT I AND A FEW OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE MISREMEMBERED A MINOR DETAIL ABOUT YY FFFFFUCCCKIJIIIIING SOMETHING??!?!!!?!??)??!???? >DUUUUDDDEEEEEEEE I AM LITERALLY F------ CUMMMMMINGGNG >THIS >THIS IS >THIS MUST BE THE View >MMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDEELLLLLAAAAA EEEEFFFFFFEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!! >ZZZZZZZOOOOKMGMGMMGMGGGGGGGGG HOLYYYYY S--- THIS SI F------ UNBLIEVALE HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENEDDDDE >DUUUUUUDDEEEEEEEE.........THIS BASICALLY CONFIRMS MY THEORY ABOUT TIMELINE SHIFFTTTSSSS THAT I SAW ON REDDIT AND YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >THATS THE ONLY EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!!.!:!,); $,!!!!!! >OH MY F------ SCIENCE HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE ANY CLEARER WE F------ CHANGED DINENSIONAL TIMELINES..... >HUMAN MEMORY IS FLAWED? NAH DUDE YOUR JUST ONE OF THOSE RELIGIOTARD SHEEP.... .NANDELA EFFECT CONFIRMS TIMEINE SHIFTS AND BIG BANG AND S--- BRO WATCH MORE SCIENCE VIDOES ON YOUTUBE........ >SCIENCE IM A F------ GENIUS

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Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)23:23:27 No.881828885 My girlfriend got r---- and beaten. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. 22 KB JPG >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got ped and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >I told her if she went to the club that I'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her. I saw her like yesterday and she was pretty beat up, she had bruises and a black eye and stuff. So I do believe she was r---- but this wouldn't of happened if she had just listened to me. Everybody thinks I'm evil. My ex-girlfriend has been trying to talk to me but I have no desire to speak to her. You guys think I was too harsh? I just have a hard time feeling bad when I feel so right.....

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New year, new me Anonymous 12/31/17(Sun)14:57:31 No.42171084 >watching adult swim in my play room >mommy comes in with a grin >"hey anon, have you heard about this fun new challenge? >fun? i like fun >"its called new year, new me, its when you change for good >it is a challenge? never lose a challenge only normies lose a smug grin grows on my face I will show them, i can change New vear, new me >next day >mum: "anon! wake up! it is time for your "tendies >"mother, i do not want "tendies" I want chicken tenders "anon! whats with the new act?" >new vear, new me >she smiles and gets me tendies and apple juice in a fancy cup >weirdest cup ive seen >i think thats mommy's wine cup >"you know anon, we should celebrate this new year! I'll call chad" >RE- "splendid" i say >Chad comes over "so.. me and chad have a surprise.." surprises? i like surprises >"We are getting married!" >Say "fantastic >chad gets a strange look on his face >Chad:"whats with anon's act? >mommy just laughs and says "new year, new him >chad bursts out laughing and clapping >"T knew he had to grow up at some point, like the time he called tenders "tendies" >THIS NORM >"well, that sure was immature of me "AND THAT TIME WHEN HE WORE ADULT DIAPERS" > "chadford thats enoug "AND REMEMBER WHEN HE USED GOOD BOY POINT- >Take off all my clothes except my diaper that is now full >IM PICKLE REEEEEEEEEEE >Punch chad >"ANON, CALM DOWN SHE >JUST TOLD >ME >TO >CALM DOWN >Punch mommy with a force of 100 elephants >mommy flies and makes a big hole in the wall >mommy will have to fix that up >Chad is escaping >grab table cloth >TEBURUKUROSU LASSOORRUUUUU Reel chad in >"CHADDY YOU HAVE BEEN BADDY YOU CANNOT BE NEW DADDY >Stuff fire crackers in chad's mouth finish it off with my full diaper throw him out the window >chad's head explodes later >mommy wakes up in the hospital "a-anon?" >smile ean in closer >whisper "its time for tendies

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: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)08:28:36 No.158228582 clotbloodface.jpg 32 KB JPG >"He called me a clotblood" >"What's a clotblood?" >"Clotblood is a foul term for someone stupid enough to take an untested vaccine, someone who blindly trusts politicians, someone scared of a virus with a 99% survival rate. Someone like me. It's not a term one often hears in a left-wing police state." >"You see Harry, there's some people who think they're better than others because they're what they call pureblood" >"That's... pretty based" >"It's redpilled" >"And it's accurate to boot. Vaxxers, why there's not a study existing that proves vaccines stops you getting covid. More to the point they're outdated the minute the virus mutates. Didn't you think on it Hermione? Didn't you think on it?" >>158229950 # >>158230165 # >>158230274 #

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File : 1277701026.jpg-(97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.245159XXX lol O Anonymous O6/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No.245159XXX WHAT JUNE 18 O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No.245159XX I did it to buzz too O Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.245159XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point you've made

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Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)11:15:01 No.878865799 >be me >ameritard >ponder spate of school shootings >confusion.exe >could it be a mental illness problem 37 KB JPG >could it be not enough security in schools >could it be not enuf Jesus >could it be violent vidya >could it be lack of parental supervision >prage to red white and blue flag for the answer "Please our founding fathers help me understand WHY this is happening in the greatest country on earth!" The problem is your f------ guns you absolute retards

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Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)20:36:25 No.30246753 The t-----'s ability to walk between two worlds like this has always fascinated me. It's very liminal, very luciferian. No wonder you girls were temple priestesses in previous lives. If you were able exist in both the male and female worlds it would make sense that you might also be able to communicate between the dead and the living, or between mortals and gods. The t----- in this sense is an oracular conduit. >>30246819 # >>30246823 # >>30246839 # Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)20:42:12 No.30246819 >>30246753 # Based and same. Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)20:43:38 No.30246839 >>30246753 # Meds

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: Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)11:44:48 No.72885419 Coincidence? 20230409_091349.jpg 1.51 MB JPG >Be Disney >Fire Muscle Mommy because she's based and chad >Hire Jabba the Hutt >Views go down 40%

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: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)17:35:47 No.72973535 Being White probably is the worse thing you can be in 2023. 94 KB GIF Our country is overrunned by shitskins. Half of our people hate themselves. Ethnics all hate us. LGBT and Trannism is rampant and heavily promoted. People like N----- bop and Jung G--- pop over real music. All White guys do is cope about muh ancestor history and Tinder statistics from 20 years ago in a circle jerk instead of getting fit and slaying. You people make my race look bad. Man up and kys.

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: Anonymous (ID: IF2yZMYO OH NO NO NO AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Ro Khanna @RoKhanna A brilliant commentary by @jrpsaki of how the GOP is pitting Muslim Americans against the trans community. They are also trying to pit African Americans against Asian Americans. They divide. But the next generation will realize Obama's vision of a United States of America! 07/03/23(Mon)17:01:50 No.433158890 Inside with Jen Psaki @InsideWithPsaki - Jul 2 We're noticing the reemergence of an old ploy straight from the GOP playbook, only this time the party has a new target... @jrpsaki breaks it down. 6:00 PM Jul 2, 2023 2.4M Views GRAND OLD PLAYBOOK 0:04/4:50 460 Retweets 592 Quotes 1,386 Likes 258 Bookmarks LOLWUTROFL.jpg 81 KB JPG >AKSCHUALLY GUYS MUSLIM FAMILIES AND TRANNIES WHO TRY AND GO AFTER THEIR UNDERAGE KIDS LIKE EACH OTHER /1675670837796675584 G MSNBC >AKSCHUALLY GUYS THE BLACK THUGS WHO BEAT UP ASIAN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HOW JEALOUS https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status THEY ARE LIKE EACH OTHER >IT'S THAT DAMN SNEAKY TRUMP AND HIS CAMPAIGN WHO SOMEHOW IS MAKING THEM HATE EACH OTHER

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: Anonymous #MYTHBUSTERS 10/31/22(Mon)14:35:02 No.176255088 MAR 35860397_10155846135456902_1586771690367483904_n.jpg 42 KB JPG >Hi I'm Kari and I don't do a f------ thing on this show other than participate in the 'fun' myths and read pre- scripted science b------- I don't understand >look at my t--- though

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File: y-u-so-cute.png (120 KB, 689x539) femanon forgives goodboi Anonymous >be me >25 y/o, full time job >feel like a rich bitch now i'm not unemployed go into fancy cheese and wine shop >pretend i know what i'm doing >taste many cheeses >pair them with wine >fkn killing it >buy expensive cheese >leave the cheese on kitchen counter has a shower gets dressed, looks for cheese no cheese wrapper on the ground >call out to dog >mfw when i see the guilty look on his face >too adorable >forgives him for eating expensive cheese >at least he has good taste >learnt from his mumma

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