High Five Harrison

In the early months of 2009, a new Advice Dog variation hit 4chan hard, this man – notable for proceeding to high five any action performed – no matter how grievous, annoyed every /b/tard online. His trademark Hugo Boss hat is said to be the only thing worn in that photo and only detracts from Harrison’s crater face. Harrison also pursues the dream of a furry when he assumes the role of Advice Bunny, who’s goal is to fill your mind with distressing sexual images.

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Harrison – apparently “Harrison Schultz” is from Germany, ergo /b/ recognises his “epic fail” to complete any intention very so much like his predecessor Hitler. He is most thoroughly hated for breaking combo’s during hot /b/ topics.

/b/tards everywhere see this Nazi as a forced, unfunny meme, who will never be liked.