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CONTENT

HELLO WORLD

About Page

EliqueStudio's is a great working envoironment dat involves onely one lonely person in a basement (HEY! THAT'S ME!) and our mascot "SushiWabbit" but over the years some friendly peopel from FreeStockImages websites have joined us along the way…

SooshipWaybort, Un-named_CoWorker1 and Un-named_CoWorker2 share sum friendsly "world dominiation" jokes at an obviously important out-of-frame business meating.

SashimiBunny and Ms.LastName tilt their heads at an unspecified angle to look to the stars… during the daytime, for no reason whatsoever.

OMG! WIMMINZ DOING ACTUAL BUSINESSES OFFICE WORK! (this picture also shows an alternative desighn for a faceplate sugested by friendly overseas company: Revoltech)

[lotsoflaughter]LOL[/lotsoflaughter]! THIS IMAGE ISN'T FOR PUBLIC VIEWING! IT'S A BLOOPER OUT-TAKE! WHY IS THIS HERE?

(Note: the person who added this to this section was subsequently charged a fine of large money sum and was soon fired. a moment of silence plz.)

Services Offereded

Testamonials

"I AM FORCED TO THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME BUCKETS OF DATA TO WHICH I IMMEDIATELY CONVERTED INTO MY ORDERED 3D TITEL FOR BUSINESS AND/OR PERSONAL USE AND I ALSO AGREE THAT I AM NOT A FAKE PERSON WHATSOEVER" – Chuck.

:iconSmiling90DegreesTurnedAroundHeadplz: …oh wait this isn't deviousARTS lol. I want to put ":D" in the page, but I cannot do that unless I typed what I just did.

Silly baby, you are not a credit card. You so silly. Stop dancing there at once.

Services Offereded (again, because twice)

Also availabalbe are the following actual products:.

EdibIe™ Food

• Poisonous dairy jelly: It's just like frozen milk, but black.


• Spreadable Sandwhich Spread: Basically, we put bread into a blender along with every other
  topping we could find, then make sure it's sticky enough for applying onto even more bread.
  
• Potato

Did you know… Potato can be multiplied, as shown in image above? It's as easy as 1, 2, Potato! (3)

Music

EliqueStudios pulls random orphans offf the street in order to supply you with tasty… oh, did I say tasty? I meant the other word similar to "tasty" that involves sound. Together, we produce the following hit singles!

"The EliqueStudios' Christmas Album" CD Tracklist

1. Bold Lettering (Before the Brackets)
2. Goodbye, My Home on the Streets/Hello, Alleyway!
3. Hidden Track, but Not Really
4. I Need my Glasses to Read These Lyrics
5. B̶̕͟͠͡a̶̢͟͞͝ļ̴̷̛l̴̀a̧̡͝d̸͘͢͡ ͜͏ǫ̴́f͝͡ ̶͝t̸͡h̸͝ȩ͟ ̢̀͝Ó͘r̸͜͡p̨̨̛h̷́͟͝a̵̴̷͢͟n̢s̷̀͢
6. Theme from the TV Show Medley
7. Special Tablets Help Me See the Weird Colours
8. The Only XMAS Song I
9. The Only XMAS Song II
10. Three Seconds Until the Next Song (0:05)
11. Please Turn Cassette Over to Side B
12. Please Thank Me for Being Rude
13. How do I Make Music of the Dubbing-Step Genre?
14. To be Continued at the Same Time Next Year
15. Opening Track
16. The Only XMAS Song Returns (ft. the Kittens from the Animal Pound)

The following sample (which has been uploaded to SoundClouds for your convinience) is taken from Bold Lettering (Before the Brackets), except the background music is changed to Spazmattica Polka by somebody I don't know. You'll have to buy the album to hear the original, full thing! Notice: I can't add a link because someone might think I'm advertising :3

Bold Lettering (Before the Brackets) by EliqueStudios

Video

We have acquired Garry's Mod, a program that makes Flash animations (correctly named "Adobe Flash") and Sohneh Vegans and we KNOW how to use these properly. Here is an example of such:

Garry'sMod video I made with cooperation of Sohneh Vegans

Another older Garry'sMod video that I didn't make for this article

Flash.

The end. (the extremely creepy part)