Lörs Lärä

Lörs Lärä

Added Feb 07, 2013 at 11:14PM EST by Faku99.

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Lörs lärä describes a series of various .mp3 files featuring badly drawn versions of Donald Duck with captions made by text-to-speech software.

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>lörs lärä is the best known >prööt prällällää derivative. It has also spawned several variations, including spooky lärä, lörs lärä2, glitched up lärä, lörs-motion, etc. >lörs lärä, unlike >prööt prällällää, was not forced; lots of ebin OC, including >splut sprellas, >shits diärrheä and >spörs sörselö, among others, was made in the thread linked below. Lörs lärä was also included in lörs.mp3 AKA silovateljski glasovi.mp3.

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Lörs lärä provides the listener a critique of contemporary consumerist society. A society that, for the first time in the history of societies, is devoid of meaning, precisely because of the equalization of all virtues, ethics and goals that cultural marxism has brought about.
Lörs lärä embodies the psychological evolution of an individual in this society. Initially, the subject embarks on an instinctive search for meaning by adopting one of society’s prefabricated social philosophies. These are indeed fabrications as they consist of mere abstract notions which form a coherent whole, but which neither correspond with nor are applicable to the subject’s reality. Examples include communism, anarcho-capitalism, nationalism, fascism. A faith in and a strong adherence to all doctrines of the chosen prefabricated social philosophy are characteristic of this phase. As the individual nears the end of this phase, he gets increasingly aware of and uncomfortable with the realization that his choice is essentially arbitrary. This phase has not yet been audibly documented.
The discomfort at the end of the first stage is resolved by resorting to meaning through absurdity. The subject engages in a series of increasingly desperate attempts to extract meaning from his surrounding. One such attempt is documented here >>14828651. A non-audible example of this phase is the use of (variations on) :DDD as a postfix of every statement, regardless of the arbitrary perceived emotions that the neurotypical has learned to connect with these statements (“bls, resbond :DDD”, “oh fug :DDD”, and so on).
The subject soon realizes the futility of these attempts --futile because the consumerist society into with which his entire being is interwoven is inherently devoid of meaning-- and in response, he abandons them and starts reproducing the absence of meaning in his creations. >>14828488 is the most well known of such reproductions. The subject’s reproductions are almost always created using speech synthesis software. The blandness and absence of intonation of the more primitive speech synthesis software indicates a lack of any and all emotion or feeling and is symbolic of the subject’s state of mind at this phase. Most /int/ users identify themselves with this phase of the mental evolution and consequentially, most of the other lörs lärä productions are of the same format.
In the final stage, the subject’s mental health decays markedly as a result of being crushed by the inbearable burden of having witnessed the unveiling of the facade that keeps the neurotypicals sane and shielded from the mental desert that is the consumerist society. He falls into what neurotypicals would describe as a state of insanity. Symptoms include non-sensical posting (also known as shitposting) and an extreme hostility towards and fear of society and those that conform to it. This is well exemplified by the poor English fellow who, when approached by a female acquintance of his, offers her money in a desperate attempt to flee possible interaction with her. Society is alien and frightening to a subject in this phase. He is unable to use (neurotypical) common sense and instead offers her money for he knows not what to do.
The recent demonic and spooky lörs lärä’s are attempts to capture the mental state of a subject in this final phase.

Derivates



anus ribale
aserehe ketsup
bark brölölö
blurtsblörts
blörs
blges kindc
bob fergusson
fistro pecadorrl
kechäp püddddddd
kiissu kiusä
kulli kyrvällä
lir prls
lirs pärs
lärs sprälää
läts sprölää
lör lers
lör ps
lörsel lurts
löts lololö (file name löts.mp3)
naamloos (a different version of löts, also known as löts lololö, with the correct Finnish pronunciation)
Mahaner Kuliuliuliuliuuu
Meknes-Tafilalet (filename mknstfllt.mp3)
morsimarsi_2
mörsi dem (from Skrillex feat. Damian Marley – Make It Bun Dem)
ojoak uj
rëpëël prölöölöë
rätä lädri
plainsboro pöytyä
plers plör
plärd pölps
prii pryy
prlsh prööx (2 versions)
prtüshsh lrëlerl
PRÜT PRÄÄTPAAL
purplë pürrüluüt
pöndö pürs
Also including pöndö pyrs and plurda ploro, the lesser-known versions
pört plöla
ribals roiskis
röttöröttö taktaktak
s
shits diärrheä
smöörs snäärps
spade spatula
spatsler (file name spatslrp.mp3)
splats plölölö
splut sprellas
splöss sprlärlsässssss (file name splöss.mp3)
splötsedelik
sport parallel
sp ps
spröls pörlörllörl
spröt kölililili
sprööt sprolela
spïts spraghkl (original file name DICKS.mp3)
spörs sëpelë
spörs sörselö
spörts spera
spöörsh spålt
spöört plär
spööt spizz
suihku kutsuis
söbels sälälo
söböra
sös läl
u
tröööt prsjäsässhhhh
tupu duku
vebn vutilöä
weaaboo
šploťovää pŕŕlť

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