Love Story (2008)

added Dec 29, 2009 at 01:56AM UTC

About “Love Story”

In September of 2008, this blond, musclebound oaf uploaded his “genuine real life love story of a journey through time as he gave his all.” We’re introduced to Ben Ryan/CaptainAmericaAddict (which he denies being)/BoldRevelationsMight /BoldBenRyan (later dubbed “Douche Quadbike” by his adoring internet public), and we witness this jilted lover flex and pout to the tune of Bad English’s “When I See You Smile,” in an homage to the woman who broke his heart, Loren.

Possible forcing?

The video spread like wildfire through the the internet and reached the shore of Ebaum’s World forums, Gamespot forums, Smosh forums. Cracked.com forums, The Toyota Owners Club Forums and many, many, many other forums and messageboards because someone seems to have tried pretty hard to spread it out, since all those posts are pretty much the exact same.

It usually looks like this, with minor changes.

Just saw this and I was just blown away after reading the emotional comments to the vid and I had to share! This is real life and what this guy did is just unbelievable considering he filmed this all himself and took 9 months to do it. And at first I didn’t understand what he was doing moving all these things around but the mystery quickly unfolded and when I saw him jump off the cliff I gasped and was like OHHH MYYY GAWWDD!

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIYRZWBd9Y


What do you think? Will he beat the odds? I mean this is a true life real life story! The message at the end is so true too.

There are theories about why anyone would post such a video, the most prominent is that he’s using it to get a part in a future Captain America movie, the evidence supporting this theory is all the videos on CaptainAmericaAddict’s channel that suggest he is Captain America.

Derivatives and Video Responses

“Douche Quadbike”

The Ballad of Douche Quadbike is a song performed by Redburga/Zoot Sanchez. Although the song is quite funny it came under fire from Ben Ryan’s “fans”, the full story can be found here.

Ballad of Douche Quadbike (remix):

Ballad of Douche Quadbike Acoustic

Fuzzy Shrapnel – The Ballad of Douche Quadbike (Drizzt Remix) (Live)

Ben’s Response

The link with that video leads you to BoldBenRyan’s video below.

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9 Comments

Chi The Cat
Dec 29, 2009 at 10:42AM UTC , Chi The Cat wrote:

Needs moar info, moar derivatives.
And use the embed feature of YouTube.

Captain Blubber
Jan 29, 2010 at 09:03PM UTC , Captain Blubber wrote:

+1 Confirm.

Chris Menning
Jan 29, 2010 at 09:03PM UTC , Chris Menning wrote:

Nice work cleaning this up.
+1 confirm.

Brad Kim
Jan 29, 2010 at 09:55PM UTC , Brad Kim wrote:

oh man, that was really good. i can relate to DQ, especially the part about picking up rocks and moving them.

Jumpstyler
Jan 29, 2010 at 10:28PM UTC , Jumpstyler wrote:

i remember watching this on Rude Tube. the girl never actually saw the video

Xippy Xippo
Jan 30, 2010 at 12:28AM UTC , Xippy Xippo wrote:

There’s Luke, buckin a bale of hay!

Politi
Feb 01, 2010 at 03:11PM UTC , Politi wrote:

The only thing that made this video worthwhile was the part when he lifts that giant fucking tire. Those things weigh about a thousand pounds.

Casey O'Riordan
Feb 03, 2010 at 01:14AM UTC , Casey O'Riordan wrote:

I’m picturing a gay old man getting very horny from watching this guy half naked doing all this stuff…

mindcontrolproject
Feb 22, 2010 at 08:20AM UTC , mindcontrolproject wrote:

super lame video. he WILL NOT get the captain america part.

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