Malicious Advice Mallard

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About

Malicious Advice Mallard is a derivative of Actual Advice Mallard. While Actual Advice Mallard sends out life hacks and great info, Malicious Advice Mallard sends out advice that if it's used, you later figure out what you should be ashamed of what you did.

Origin

• *On December 2nd, 2012, Reddit TEmpTom submitted an image to the /r/AdviceAnimals subreddit, Which he named "Malicious Advice Mallard", A photoshopped version of the Actual Advice Mallard, changing the head color from green to red, captioned on top: "Want to replace a broken game console?" and on the bottom: "Buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it.
  The picture looked like this:
  
  On the same exact day, another picture of this mallard was posted. This one said on top: "Need to dry off your pet?" and on bottom: "Microwave".
  This is how it looked:
  

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  On December 3rd, 2012, quickmeme's Malicious Advice Mallard Page had over 240 captions.
  Some of which looked like this:
  

This is as far as I went.