Metalocalypse quotes

Metalocalypse quotes

Updated Aug 05, 2010 at 01:45AM EDT by Chris Menning.

Added Jul 26, 2010 at 11:44AM EDT by DrDope.

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The show Metalocalypse aired on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim in 2006. The show follows a metal band called Dethklok through a play on yet praise of heavy metal culture. Through the 3 seasons (and last half of the 3rd season coming in August) the show has generated a variety of memeic catchphrases and other side phrases that also have become popular. This meme primarily focuses on the band Dethklok and what they say. A trending item is sending friends links to clips from Murderface’s birthday that includes the Birthday Deathday music video and the blackest birthday present.

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Cracked article

The meat

Nathan Explosion


Body Bag

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity

We’ll give you half… of NOTHING!

Death Metal!

William Murderface

I’d rather die than go to heaven


Could you have a great day?

Toki and Skwisgaar


X is dildos

A real cool codpiece




Too Drunk

Show Memes


Banana Stickers

Blackest birthday present ever!


Release the Kittehs

Food Libraries
Futurama Death Clock
John McCain Metalocalypse
Dr. Rockso



Dethklok in sims 2

I know on /b/ people will reply on a bad thread with this “thread is dildos” but I don’t have any screen caps of that so I’m going to get those soon

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