Orbo

ORBO is an almighty deity worshipped by a hardcore following, known only as the obros.

Orbo is awesome for the same reason that Chimney Imp from Magic the Gathering is awesome. To wit: it’s a terrible card, but the fandom makes jokes about how all-powerful it is. Although unlike MtG, Tyrant actually buffs cards that have already been released, so there’s still hope that Orbo will become genuinely usable for anything other than a joke.

THE MEANING OF OUR MORTAL LIFES WAS REVEALED BY ORBO;

ORBO

What few people know is, Orbo has several servants. Grinder is Orbo’s uncle, Trap Setter is his son, and Tremor Hunter is Orbo in his Halloween costume. Combined, these cards are so overpowered that only Chuck Norris could hope to last 1 turn against them…and Mayumi turns out to be the ruler of the 7th plane of existence!

Hundreds praise ORBO, with a simple human named only Golden119 praising the mighty ORBO with the following:
"Orbo!
Your zero cooldown comforts me.
Your weaken protects me.
Your 1 attack smites my foes.
I shall not fear Mission 1 as long as you are with me!"

There are many tales depicting ORBO's prowess, such as:
One night I had a dream--
I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Orbo
and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints,
one belonged to me and the other to Orbo.
When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in my life.
This really bothered me and I questioned Orbo about it.
“Orbo, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
there is only one set of footprints.
“I don’t understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me.”
Orbo replied, "My precious, precious child,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of trial and suffering.
“When you saw only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you.”
Turning to Orbo, I responded, “Wait a second, that doesn’t make any sense.
You don’t actually have any legs. You kind of just hover around. Huh?”
But Orbo had already left.
And so had my wallet. -KongForum;ORBO;IV

as well as classic hymns:

ORBO, orbo, burning bright
In the battlefields of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful Orbo-ness?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine Orbos?
On what Orbos dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the Orbo?

And what Orbo and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread orbo and what dread orbo?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water’d heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Orbo, orbo, burning bright
In the battlefields of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful orbo-ness? -KongForum;ORBO;I