Lez Huarez

Lez Huarez

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So many archives I made of this page. It's getting annoying as I am on my 4th now so let this be the last edit or I will summon Don to give you all Meme Aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


About

Le'zh Horazh, better known by his pseudonym Lez Huarez, (40,000 B.C-2014(?)) was is KYM's Chaos God of shitposting, blesséd be his name. He is most famous for his hatred of small colorful horses, rivaling even that of his nemesis, Captain Blubber. He is also notable of his wars against brone-kind, his widespread use of shitposting in the My Little Pony image gallery, and his eventual banishment from KYM. These "shitposts" typically displayed images of graphic violence and otherwise rude behavior towards those of the Brone race.

History

While most of his history before KYM is unknown, meme historians confirm that Huarez was originally a eldritch creation named Le'zh Horazh, materializing out of the depths of the Cancer Dimension circa 40,000 B.C. After lurking in the shadows of space and time for millenia, Le'zh soon discovered Earth and the internet, and began to plot its demise. Taking the form of a dark-haired Hispanic male with the pseudonym Lez Huarez, he infiltrated the ranks of the website Know Your Meme, and soon found the My Little Pony gallery and their hordes of Brones. To Horazh, the hostility and short-temperedness shown by certain members of the MLP fandom was the perfect target for his corrupting influence.

Horazh/Huarez attacked the gallery with massive raids of then-unknown weapons he called "shitposts", causing flame wars and mass destruction across the forums, comments, and IRC. However, he was later captured by the Meme Prophet Don Caldwell and taken to trial for crimes against brone-kind. It was for these crimes that he was later banished from KYM to the Cancer dimension some time in 2014.

However, several theories say that Lez circumvented his banishment, and watches from the dreaded Eye of Cancer as his cultists (See: Legacy) do his chaotic work.

Legacy

"SHITPOSTS FOR THE SHITPOST GOD!"- Battle-cry of the Cult of Le'zh

Today, Le'zh Horazh is worshipped by millions of anti-brones, who view him as a "great liberator" from the brone menace and their generals, Particle Mare and RandomMan. This group, known colloquially as the Cult of Le'zh, use image gallery shitposts to start flame-wars against the armies of the brones, and leave comments on Lez's original posts as offerings of allegiance to him. They believe Particle and Random, the so-called "mods" of KYM, use their False Prophet Don to spread misinformation and heresy against Horazh, and that it is this heresy that caused his banishment. According to the cult's rare and sacred texts (Lez's comments), one day the holy alt of Le'zh shall return to KYM in its dankest hour, defeat the false rulers and their evil brones, and have all of the memes of the Internet under his control. For he who controls the memes… controls the world!

Unfortunately for them, this potentially cataclysmic event has not yet occured, as of 2015.

The Jimmy Jihad

"The false prophet is gaining power. Only the purest of shitposters are to remain, lest we succumb to the utter chaos that surrounds us."- Unknown, 2014

In the months after the brones had banished Horazh, other shitposters had claimed to be the new version, or even the reincarnation, of Le'zh. One notable example was Jihad Jimmy, or as he wanted to be called, "Jh'iha Djimh". Jimmy claimed that Horazh had abandoned them, and that he was the new Chaos God of Cancer come to save them from the brones. He soon amassed his own following of cultists, most of whom had lost faith in the old ways of Le'zh. However, the true followers of Horazh were not fooled by Jim and the others' lies. Jihad Jimmy and the heretical cultists who would not reconvert to Horazh were hunted down and slaughtered like the filthy degenerates they were, in an event nicknamed the "Jimmy Jihad".

The Prophecy

On February 24, 2015, an ancient scroll was discovered by KYM archivists in the depths of the Cringeworthy gallery. In this scroll was written an ancient prophecy from the ancient days of before Lez's reign. The prophecy states:

"In the land of cancer, Le'zh Horazh waits dreaming of pones. Until the day the Jungle Man makes a good shitpost, there he shall remain."

The scroll continues on:

"If a tome written in the name of Le'zh Horazh is ever created in the infinity of time, He shall cause great harm to those who wish to erase His legacy."

Notable Shitposts


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Note (epic usage of Comic Sans )

The terrible quality of the entry is 99.9% intentional as a tribute to his shameless shitposting. Totally. apply for editorship you numbnuts HORAZH REQUIRES EDITORSHIPS… YOU BLOODY BOGANS!


"My greatest dream is a world without pone" – Lez Huarez

Rest in Pizza. He was an hero

THIS LACK OF IMAGES OFFENDS HORAZH!

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