"Suprise" Her

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This meme orignated in a wincest thread from 4chan in December 2010. The orignally poster left a mundane and uninteresting story which immediately got "fixed".

Orignal Text:

One tiem My mom was going to take me to the dentist the following morning so she was going to wake me up at 9ish. I made sure to be awake a bit earlier so i could "surpise" her. Basically i just uncovered most of my body by moving my sheets and folded my dick up so the head and a bit more was visible over/outside my pj pants. My mom came to wake me up and i pretended to be a sleep. She kind of just stood by my bed for a bit looking at me and then sat on the edge. She "woke me up" and i pretended to be all sleepy and what not like i had no idea my cock was out. Nothing really happened though, but it was such a thrill knowing she was staring at my hardon.

The first line is changed and subsequent changes are made later for grammatical purposes.

One time [X] was going to [Y] the following morning so she was going to wake me up at 9ish. I made sure to be awake a bit earlier so i could "surpise" her. Basically i just uncovered most of my body by moving my sheets and folded my dick up so the head and a bit more was visible over/outside my pj pants. My mom came to wake me up and i pretended to be a sleep. She kind of just stood by my bed for a bit looking at me and then sat on the edge. She "woke me up" and i pretended to be all sleepy and what not like i had no idea my cock was out. Nothing really happened though, but it was such a thrill knowing she was staring at my hardon.

Examples of Variatons:

One time I wanted to masturbate in the morning. i asked myself to wake myself up at 9ish. I made sure to be awake a bit earlier so i could "surpise" myself. Basically i just uncovered most of my body by moving my sheets and folded my dick up so the head and a bit more was visible over/outside my pj pants. I woke myself up and i pretended to be a sleep. I kind of just jumped on my bed for a bit looking at myself and then sat down. I "woke Myself up" and i pretended to be all sleepy and what not like i had no idea my cock was out. Nothing really happened though, but it was such a thrill knowing I was staring at my hardon.

One time my 11 yr old daughtered wanted to make bitchy videos on the internet. i asked her to wake me up at 9ish. I made sure to be awake a bit earlier so i could "surpise" her. Basically i just uncovered most of my body by moving my sheets and folded my mustache up so the tips and a bit more was visible over/outside my pj pants. My daughter came to wake me up and i pretended to be a sleep. She kind of just stood by my bed for a bit looking at me and then sat on the edge. She "woke me up" and i pretended to be all sleepy and what not like i had no idea my mustache was out. Nothing really happened though, but it was such a thrill knowing she dun goofed.

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