Taxmaster

Taxmaster

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ARE YOU BEING AUDITED? THE IRS WILL RELENTLESSLY PURSUE YOU FOR UNPAID TAKES


About

Taxmaster is the nickname given to Patrick Cox, the founder and spokesperson of now-defunct U.S. tax relief and consulting firm Tax Masters, Inc. Known for appearing in late-night commercials with taglines like “are you being audited?” or “we’ll solve your tax problems,” Cox has been featured in many photoshopped images posted by 4chan users in GET threads.

Origin

The Commercial

In early 2009, Tax Masters began running a series of 30-second spot commercials featuring Patrick Cox, the company's founder and spokesperson. In the commercials, Cox advertises his company as being openly willing to confront the Internal Revenue Services (IRS), claiming that his clients will get respect and fair treatment from the government. For the complete listings of his commercials, visit the company's website.[1]



On 4chan

In early 2011, an image of Cox photoshopped in the style of the Shoop Da Whoop face began circulating on 4chan's /b/ (random) board, featuring GET instructions like "only quads can kill the tax master." In imageboard slang, a "quad" refers to an event in which the last four digits of a sequential post ID turn up identical (EX:80215555), a relatively rare phenomenon depending on the post cycle.


TAX MASTERIS REBORN!! ONLY QUADS CAN KILL THE TAXMASTER

Spread

On February 11th, 2011, YouTuber J-L Cauvin uploaded a parody of the Tax Masters commercial in which Patrick Cox physically assaults accountants for mistreating his clients (shown below). Within the next three years, the video received over 23,000 views and 50 comments.



On April 1st, FunnyJunk user zeelegoboy submitted a photoshopped picture of the PTSD Clarinet Boy with Cox superimposed in the background (shown below), which garnered more than 15,300 views and 390 up votes in the following two years.


THEY TOLD ME l COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED SO I BECAME THE TAXMASTER

While GET threads (especially on doubles or triples) remain contentious on 4chan as many consider them spam posts, Taxmaster remains a recurring topic on the imageboard as the U.S. Tax Day approaches in mid-April.


File 1301963133.ipa-(44 KB, 414x500) O Anonymous 04/04/11 (Mon)20:25:33 No.320523849 Reply A new reign begins 152 posts and 55 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view TAX 'MASTERIS"REBORN!!!-- RD MOD Anonymous 04/04/11 (Mon)22:00:10 No.320543758 quints got ONLY INTS Anonymous 04/04/11 (Mon)22:00:38 No.320543830 KILL THE OME quint 44444 TAXMASTER Anonymous 04/04/11 (Mon)22:00:58 No.320543906 File 1301968858.png-(193 KB, 415x480) is THIS newfag /bl?

Notable Examples

There are numerous versions of the GET image depending on which version of the TaxMaster is "reborn."


THE TAXMASTER IS REBORN! EASY MODE Only DUB may kill the DERP TAXMAST TAX MASTER KILLED HIMSEL No Need to Roll to Kill Him For he has passed ood heel unce THE DEMONIC TAX MASTER HAS RETURNED! ONLY 666 CAN KILLHIM TAX MASTER IS REBORN!!! HE COMES FOR YOUR PRESENTS ONLY 1M CAN KILL HIM! THETERMINATOR TAX MASTER HASRETURNED FROM THE FUTURE ONIY 9990RQUINTS CAN DEACTIVATEHIM! A THREE-HEADED VAMPIRE TAXMASTER HAS SPAWNED ONLY 123 CAN KILL IT INTERDIMENSIONAL TAXMASTER EVERY POST CREATES ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR TAXMASTER TOREIGNOVER ONLY 50 ME CAN KILL THEPOKEMON ASTER ADED TAKMASTER Hedonigive a F---.

Image Macros

Image macros featuring a screen capture of Cox from the Tax Masters commercial have been created on MemeGenerator[4] and Quickmeme.[7]


ARE YOU BEING AUDITED? PAY YOUR F------ TAXES THEY TOLD ME l COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED SO I BECAME THE TAXMASTER YEARS OF UNPAID TAXES? HIRE ME TO SEND YOUR CHECK TOTHE IRS uickmeme.com I'M PATRICK COX WITH TAXMASTERS I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOUR TAXES T'M PATRICK COXFOUNDER OF TAXMASTERS WHOWANTS A BEARDRIDE? CLE ESTAN REVISANDO? EL I.R.S. LE CASTIGARA DE UNA MANERAIMPLACABLE

Parodies

Several YouTubers have created remix and parody videos inspired by the Tax Master commercials.



On October 10th, 2010, Saturday Night Live[6] parodied the Tax Masters commercial in which Cox has the face of his conjoined twin on the side of his head.



Lawsuit & Bankruptcy

On March 14th, 2011, Houston-based tax firm was sued by the Texas' Attorney General on accounts of scamming their customers for thousands of dollars. In March of 2012, ABC News[5] reported that Tax Masters filed for bankruptcy presumably in an attempt to evade a class action lawsuit filed against the company, albeit unsuccessfully. On March 30th, A Texas jury found that TaxMasters and its founder Patrick Cox used deceptive practices to lure customers and ordered the company to pay $195 million in civil penalties.



Search Interest

External References

[1] Taxmaster – Taxmasters TV

[2] Chanarchive – Researching

[3] Reddit – Have You Faced Your IRS Problems?

[4] MemeGenerator – Tax Master Patrick

[5] ABC – TaxMasters Files Chapter 11 bankruptcy

[6] Saturday Night Live – Tax Masters

[7] Quickmeme – Tax Master

[8] Cheezburger – Vincent Van Gogh Totally Looks Like The Taxmaster

Recent Videos 16 total

Recent Images 53 total


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