THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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About
THEN WHO WAS PHONE? (usually capitalized) is a catchphrase associated with a subtype of creepypasta stories that are poorly written or unintentionally funny. Most typically seen on 4chan's /x/ (paranormal) board, the phrase bears some similarities to other grammatically incorrect memes like "I Accidentally" or How Do I Shot Web.
Origin
The original creepypasta was posted via 4chan's /x/ (paranormal) board on March 28th, 2008.
Spread
Throughout 2008, the creepypasta became a staple catchphrase within the /x/ community, spawning a variety of derivative stories with similar elements of mystery, as well as spreading across other discussion communities like Bodybuilding Forums[18], NeoGAF Forums[15] and Yahoo Answers.[16] The notability of the phrase has been also documented by referential websites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, Urban Dictionary, TV Tropes and Bad Creepypasta Wiki.[8]
On July 30th, 2008, YouTuber SCPantera uploaded a dramatic reading of the narrative (shown below).
In 2009, "Then Who Was Phone?" continued to spread through internet humor blogs, making appearances on websites like Cheezburger and FunnyJunk. However, despite its recognizable status, questions about the meaning behind the phrase continued to surface on Q&A forum communities, most notably Yahoo Answers with more than 470 related posts (as of March 2013).
Notable Examples
Fan Art Illustrations
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Derivatives
Counter Strike Edition
So yur with guerilla and yur planting bomb wen chat appears. U read the chat and the text is "wut r u doing with my base". U tell the guerilla and he say "GIGN is ded". then who was chat?
Super Mario Edition
So U are Withe Youre bitcha and you arE licking her feet wen your Siemens squilla. You presse de geereenno button "CHE STAI FACENDO CON MIA FIGLIA??" you telle your bitcha n she say "My pimp is ded". who was Siemens?
Toast Edition
So ur with ur honey and yur making a sandwich wen the toaster digns. U buter it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my dinner?" U tell ur sandwich n it say "my dad is bred". THEN WHO WAS THE PIECE OF TOAST?
Rastafarian Edition
Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?
Verbose Edition
Theoretically, you and your romantic partner, who is most likely of the female gender, are accompanying each other, when the cellular telephone, of which you are the legal owner, abruptly emits an audible tone, which is highly likely to be your default sound that will play when someone from another location, usually within your country of residence, depending on your telephone carrier or provider, inputs a finite pattern composed of numerical units into their legally owned cellular telephone, which in turn will send a wave that goes through a complex process that includes radios and telephone towers. You walk over to the area that the cellular telephone is physically placed, and you translate the telephone receiver from it's resting area, where it is mechanically constructed to fit into, all the way in the direction towards your ear drums, and then place the northern part of the device to your ear, and then place the southern part near your mouth, most likely onto your cheek. A voice that resembles that of an adult male proclaims "What activity are you currently in the process of completing, that involves having my female offspring attend!?". You immediately notify your female romantic companion, and she educates you on the objective fact that the paternal guardian that she normally refers to as "Father" has stopped living some time in the past, and is also currently deceased. If the details of this story are in fact, the truth, than it is now your duty to answer the question of 'Who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone?'.
Search Interest
Search traffic for "then who was phone" peaked in 2008, shortly after the creepypasta was submitted to 4chan's /x/ board.
External References
[1] Creepypasta – Tagged Results for 'Who Was Phone'
[2] Encyclopedia Dramatica (via Wayback Machine) – Then who was X
[3] Oh Internet – Then Who was X? – Archive.org
[4] The Overlord's Castle (via Wayback Machine) – Then Who Was Phone / Rasta Edition
[5] TVTropes – Top 10 Creepypastas?
[6] FunnyJunk – THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[7] 4chanData – Search Results for Who Was Phone
[8] Bad Creepypasta Wiki – THEN WHO WAS PHONE
[9] YouTube – Search Results for Who Was Phone
[10] Tumblr – Tagged Results for Who Was Phone
[11] Translation Party – Then Who Was Phone?
[12] Urban Dictionary – Then Who Was Phone
[13] Creepypasta (via Wayback Machine) – The Original Who Was Phone
[14] Daily Dot – The definitive guide to creepypasta--the Internet’s urban legends
[15] NeoGAF Forums – Then who was phone?
[16] Yahoo Answers – Then Who Was Phone?
[17] Wikipedia – User Page: Then Who Was Phone
[18] Bodybuilding Forums – WTF Does Then Who Was Phone Mean?
[19] Yahoo Answers – Search Results for Then Who Was Phone"
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my dad is ded
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
dun dun DUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!
if iphone and youtube…. WHO WAS INTERNET?!?
hahahaha the video made me lol hard
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single serving site and then who was phone
MEME COMBO ftw
I WAS PHONE!
This is like the sibling of the somewhat-less known "AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT", I think… used as a joking sort of ending for creepypasta… Not sure where it originates, though.
The answer is obvious though
“THEN WHO WAS PHONE?” originated from the /x/ community on 4chan.
Fail at knowing your meme, this meme is as old MSPaint comics.
It originated on /b/ before newfaggotry peek'd as high as the rate of World of Warcraft subscriptions. /thread lurk moar
Mr plumb with the wrench in the lobby!
the mother of the girl
IT WAS FONE!
if granduncle was dead…
WHO WAS PHONE!!!!!
I would check the post date on the two for comparison, (2008 vs ??), but is it possible that perhaps "John" was phone?
http://www.creepypasta.net/cqqrk7.html
It would be amusing to officially answer the question. _
i dont know why but this cracks me the fuck up
U.N. OWEN WAS PHONE?
epic comment vlad
THEN WHO WAS ACCIDENTALLY?
THEN WHO WAS CONFIRM?!
I accidentally the phone.
It could be her mom…
"my DAUGHTER"
"my dad is ded"
nothing said about mom…
dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!
YOU WAS ARE IT PHONE!!!!!
the girl could be lying about her dad being dead.
Wait, better discussion from Cleverbot:
Do you play video games?
Yes. I play Counter-Strike Source.
But he is dead.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
That was daniel.
:O
Duh, it was teh mom.
scrolls through comments
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
SUMWUN BEET MEE 2 EET!!!
this is straight out of my cleverbot conversation.(me)do you play counter-strike source?
(bot)My cousin does, but I don't.
(me)but who was phone?
(bot)I was phone.
(me)gasp
(bot)I am going to haunt you.
(me)D:
I've never seen "IT WAS FONE" before.
nice this
MOM WAS PHONE¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Chuck Norris is phone. And he doesn't afraid of anything…
I own a horse
SLENDERMAN WAS PHONE!!!!11!1
OMG he was ded.
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So it wasn't creepypasta… It was Riddlepasta.
PHONE OPPENED THE DOOR FOR ME THEN WE HAD INSTANT NOODLES.
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WHO WAS PHONE?
WHO WAS SHOE!?
WHO WAS SHOE!?
@"MOM" people: Shut. Mouth. That is the joke.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
THEN WHO WAS +1 CONFIRM!?!
But ef John Egbert ess retard
Den gurl not lie¡!!¡¡!
John Egbert is phone
RENARD WAS PHONE.
So ur writin ur esaay on skaikspeer
Wen u raed it to maek sure u made no spell mistaek
u notice all letters at the start of each line spel out "I know what you did"
I AM FONE
I ACCIDENTALLY BABBY THE PHONE!!!1
waldo is the phone.
What ever happened to the video with the weird smiley face and the synthetic voice of this? I can't find it on YouTube.
I was phone.
The troll was phone
in soviet russia
Phone waS Who!
I asked Cleverbot. It would appear that I WAS PHONE!!!
Then it said banana was phone.
Try the button on that phone that says "Ring Back"
So ur with ur TARDIS and yur looking for Rose wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “r u my mummy?” A girl comes up n she say “that child is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
DOG WAS PHONE
"The spelling and gramatical errors (perhaps made intentionally) were key to it’s popularity"
So is your misspelling of "its" intentional?
So you are with your honey and you're making out when the phone rings. You answer it and the voice says, “What are you doing with my daughter?!” You tell your girl, and then she says, “My dad is dead.” You then scream angrily, "THEN WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?"
Brony: who was pone?
Accualy was Dolan.
Phone is spy!
No John, you are the phone.
And then John was phone.
Heavy was phone:
Then who was the lights?
Dracula!
Mother was phone.
@Neckit
nope, it was…
Nosferatu!
I WAS WODNERING WERE DAUTER WAS ONCE
SO I DILED PHONE AND ASKED WHERE SHE WAS
AND WANTED HER HOME. I SAID I WAS DED SERIOUS
BUT SHE IS PARTIALLY DEAF
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mom is phone
Phone was the secret ingredient.
And then John was a zombie.
John was in a relationship for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the couples and he said to dad “I want to be in relationships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY GIRL ON PERIOD”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the living room of his girlfriend's house he knew there was period.
His girl come over along and she sit down. John put his arm across her back. He could see she was nervous and he said "Honey, what is wrong."
And his girl said "John, I am sad because
I AM ON MY PERIOD!"
And then the girl jumped at John with a knife. John used his space marine abilities to dodge the knife and the two ran around the house.
Just then, the phone was ringing and the two stopped in their tracks.
John went to answer the phone. A voice cacled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER"
The girl suddenly lunged and John but missed and cut the phones chord.
“No! I must find out who was phone!” he shouted
The phone said “No, John. You are the phone”
And then John was a phone.
Pure win.
Pure win.
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mom was phone
S͇̲̘o̧̢̺̫͔̠͇̪̱͟ ̸̶̼̥̩̘̟̦̤u͙̜r͔̰͚̥̯ ̷͜҉̰̹w̟̠̫͟i̧͇͍̣̭͚̬͎d̷̷̨͎̰̬͓ ͏̣̱͈̖ͅy̤̝̞̪̹o̶̧̡̦̙͈͙͖ ̴͙͟h̷̡̟̪̩̣̱͕̝o̘̜̖̳n̷̥̗̜̠̖̜͜ͅị ̛͓̦͇̟̲ḁ̶̸̶̮̣͔ͅn̟͇̗̰̟ḏ͕̀ ̴͏͏̬͇̖͈͉u͕̲̤̹͉͉̭̕r̸̨̻̳̣̙̠̺ ̵̢͕̗̟͕̣̝͚̙͡m̺̻̣̯a͚̝̗̦͟k͢҉̘̼̤̙̻í̱͖̞̩͎͈̠̦ͅn̪̮ ̺͘ọ̣̙͙͞u̖͈̱͢͟t̺̳͈͡ ̴̩̠̗̩̳̟̣͟͜w̴̙̟͇̙̘̥ȩ̳̠͠n҉̷̱͇͍̦́ ̮̦͚̘̠̭͝ͅṱ͎̹̫̰̠̹̖͢h̜͚͜͡e̠͔͙͡ ͇͘ͅp̰̰h͈̳̦̺͞o̵̢̟̟͔͍̘͔̙͉̕n͇̗̘̹͔͓̘͕͓e̞̪͖̫̫͢͜͡ ̧̮̬͈̲̰̼̣r̴̜̣͝i̵̱̜̬͍n̨̘̝͎̤̞̥̭̕͝g̴̣̜̫̱̲̩̳̥z̦̘̼̦.̜͖̪͚̤̟ ͚͉͕͜͝͠Ú̗̤̳̮̞̞͔̲͟ ̵̙͚͖͙a̳̙͖̫n͏̬̰̜̥s̹̫͉̺̲̕ͅͅr̨̠ ̴̹̳̝̦̤̫͉i͉̞ţ̷̭͡ ̧͇̖̟̗͉͠n̹͇̘ ̵̢̩͟d̛̹̙̙ą̸̲͚̦ ̸̨͖̰̥͞v̸̷̲̟̰̰̫̞̀o̴̞̟̜ì̼̩̟͈̝͖̘̻c̰̖̺͚̬̤̀͠e҉̫͈̣ ̨̻̙͕̰͉̲̙̕ͅș̶̙̳̱͕͍͘̕a̸̧͉̭̱y̜̦̝͖͓̥̪͟z̹̘̝ ̨̧̬͎̱̲̦̗͔̤"̧̹̪͍͉̺͔̲w̶̭͔̳̣͝u̪̺̥̦̯͘̕̕t͔͙̘͖̗̝́͘͡ ̦̘͉̮͟r̸̡͕̹͝ ҉̪͉̺̯ų̴̗̞̭ ̟͎̗̳̥̳d̫̞o͏̲̣͎̩̹͘ì̼̞ͅn҉͍̯͚̳ ̶͚̱̣͚͠w̟̭̙̝̦̜̣i͏̖͚̻̘t̵͏̳̰̩̜̟ ̜̱̠͍͖͢m̧͉̳͈͘a̸̹͓̹͚̪͔̗͎ ͍̮̱̗̝̱̟̱d̺̘̪̞̜͝à̵̢̦̰̣̘ú̱͉̥̱̬g̶͚̹̺̺̘̼̖ͅh̨͔̱̥̯̲t̳̝̺̮̺̯͡ͅe̘̙͞r̡̬̫?̡̥̜̹͓̤̖̗̯̩͘"͓̝͙̤͖̠̕͡u̙͍̞̟̘̼̭͖͖ ̛͏̼͓ͅṱ̭͔̩̙̭̟̟́͟e̸̺̱͍̜ḷ̨͈̻͇ ̢̥̣͉͕̩̲͜͠u̹͕͖̰͈͜r̠̫̗͉̳̘̫̳͝ͅ ̮̦͓͔̕g͉̯̤͖̫̝i̢̺̞̼̰͓͉̦͟ṛ̵̩̮̕͜l̻̖͜͞ ҉̗̻̬͓̣̕ņ̧̬͙̫͔̗̲̝͔͡ ̜̪̥̮͓̦͕̖̀͢ṣ͕͉̰͓̠̀͠h͏̗̬e̴̬̱͙̥͈̕ ͚̜̼͓͙̀͠s̵̤̹̫͈͖͘ͅḁ̛̖̲̹y͟͏͕̫͓̫̹ ̸̳̺̦̣͜͠"̨͕̼̣͎̝̱̞͈̀͢m̸̺̰̼̪a̖̳͘ͅ ̢҉̙̲̹̰̻̣̩ͅd̶̡̬͚̲̜̤̠̠a̗̮̬̭͇͕̕͟d͖̖̗̖̲̠̯̥ͅ ͈͎̜̹̭͜i̯̺̼̤̝s̝̰͙̩͙͎͡ͅͅ ̡͔͕͈̻͕͓̙̮̤d̢̛̩̰̗̫̞ẹ̷̱̘̗̭͍̰͠d̮̳́̕͜.̭̬͓͕"͏̟̰͍͔̹
̛̼͈̟͢T̩̗̹͓̖̣́͠H̤͡E͍̫̘̼̣̞̰͎̕͜N̵͕̙ ͈͈̝̠̻̲̫̠͡W̰̞̩̬̜͉͟͢H̴̙̟Ơ̡̪͖̟̞͎̲̱͙̤ ̶̩͚͈̘̖͎Ẉ̫͎̱͈A̴͇̫Ș̸̸ ̷̱̘̥̜̻̠̻P̺͎͔̦̹̳͘͘͜H̦̳͖͇͚̹̮̼͠O̧̲̤̟͈̫̠͈͠Ņ̢͈̗̞̟̫E̸҉̣̟̬?̪̗̘̼̜̭͎͕͘̕͟ ̢̺̯̮̦̜̖͢
Phone is your father. You and your honey are a girl. The phone was intended for your honey. You were too busy paying attention to the message so you didn't recognize your father's voice.
so ur with ur homework n yur doing math excercises wen you get a result wrong. U review what u did n the process is "1^(0)=0". U check ur notes and they say "1^(x) is 1". THEN WHO WAS NUMBER?
Firstly, anything^0=1, and secondly, 1^anything is 1.
WHO WAS PHONE?
WHO WAS SHOE!?
John was in a relationship for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the couples and he said to dad “I want to be in relationships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY GIRL ON PERIOD”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the living room of his girlfriend's house he knew there was period.
His girl come over along and she sit down. John put his arm across her back. He could see she was nervous and he said "Honey, what is wrong."
And his girl said "John, I am sad because
I AM ON MY PERIOD!"
And then the girl jumped at John with a knife. John used his space marine abilities to dodge the knife and the two ran around the house.
Just then, the phone was ringing and the two stopped in their tracks.
John went to answer the phone. A voice cacled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER"
The girl suddenly lunged and John but missed and cut the phones chord.
“No! I must find out who was phone!” he shouted
The phone said “No, John. You are the phone”
And then John was a phone.
Pure win.
I always loved this meme, but I only just now read the Rastafarian edition. Made me laugh waaaay harder than it probably should have.
Wait…
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Firstly, anything^0=1, and secondly, 1^anything is 1.
"I don't know who you are.I will find you and I will kill you."
"I didn't kill your daughter"
"THEN WHO IS I PHONING?!"
Pure win.
WHO WAS SHOE!?
eezy
phone was mom
[inserts FNAF joke]
fone acually is dolan
I laughed so hard on the Super Mario edition
I'm loving the verbose edition. So much unnecessary detail.
SIEMEN SQUILLA
I know who phone was!
The Author of the Journals
My Brother!
So U hungry. U call favrit pizza place. 'This iz u favrit pizza place, wat order'. U order favrit pizza. U wait but no favrit pizza cums. Yu ring agan but no answer. U still hungry. U sad no favrit pizza todai. Friend rings. 'Yo man, you favrit pizza plec burned down todei mrning. ALL DED'. U drop nokia.
THEN WHO WAZ PHONE
Dis is Fone
Nosferatu!
THE PHONE WAS THE PHONE
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