My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #298,712

Covering your arm in a creature that needs love to live?
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There’s a masturbation joke in there somewhere…

Of all the characters to tattoo onto your arm, this is probably the “safest” (not to imply there’s any shame in admitting you love ponies; real men wear pink). In an awkward scenario, you can say it’s a shapeshifting succubus-type demon thing and be telling the complete truth without even saying the word “pony”