My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Master of Gravity

My Pinkie Pie attracts every other Pinkie Pie in the universe with a force proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square distance between them.

Fun Fact: Gravity is the least understood of the four fundamental forces of the universe (the other three being electromagnetic, strong nuclear, and weak nuclear).

Conclusion: Scientists just can't handle the Pinkie Pie.