My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Better than KYM!

>Become friends
>Slowly build her trust over time
>Not abuse that trust because only assholes would do that
>Cake

>It has been all nine circles of Hell today.
>Sleep is for two kinds of people: The weak and me.
>My bed is a single.
>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
>Gently pick her up and place her on a pillow on the ground.
>"Night, Rainbow Dash."
>"Neighhhhhh."
>"We don't use that kind of language in this house hold.
Scene Fin.