My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Love is in bloom, and its making my allergies act up.

I am Braeburn and I spend an evening at the salt block with Braeburn

I am Octavia and I go to the Opera with Berry Punch…

"JUST KISS THE HEAD ALREADY! OR BITE THE DAMN THING!"

"please berry, don't yell at th-"

"SHE SPENT THE ENTIRE SHOW GETTIN THIS DUDE'S HEAD ON A PLATTER AND SHE WON'T SHUT THE BUCK UP AND KISS THE DAMN THING! drinks

BUCK IT! I'LL GO KISS THE DAMN THING! climbs on stage, grabs John the baptists head and makes out with it furiously before falling over into the audience

"ugh… i miss vinyl already….*