My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #480,018

They must be as swift as a coursing river.

To get to be a maid, you have to crawl under lasers, clean entire tower exteriors single hoofedly, balance dishes and cups on a stick on your nose whilst standing on a giant beachball and have the kingdom’s most notorious serial molester sniff your butt…

They must get payed an insane amount of money to go through all that.