My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #531,536

I am Ryan Andrews, and I'm here to ask you a question.
Is a man not entitled to marry his pony waifu?
'No!' says the man in Washington, 'You need to see a shrink.'
'No!' says the man on YouTube , 'This has been flagged as spam. show . Not spam'
'No!' says the man in /mlp/, 'She belongs to everyone.'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose… Equestria, a land where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your armpits, Equestria can become your city as well.

Whatever floats your boat, man. Just don't have high hopes for children.