2013 U.S. Government Shutdown - xkcd 1274

Man, that's a lot of puppet masters. Maybe that's exactly the problem. We need to streamline our secret societies.

XKCD readers rarely* have to dodge a million bullets while enjoying their favored media. They can take being a bit more leisurely.

*if this is not the case for you, then please post a video of the action movie you call a life.