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"White people smelling each others noses because that's what turns them on"

A novel by Nicholas Sparks

Every Nicholas Sparks Movie Ever:

Two unrealistically attractive people fall in love at first sight.

Pointless dramatic shit happens that threatens to tear them apart.

They end up together in the end.

Bitches in the audience cry. Everyone else dies a little inside.