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Texas is so stupid, the smartest person to come out of there is batshit insane!
Then I'm the Unabomber. Not all Texans are backward hillbillies.
Why would he be booed?
What? Are the people of Texas just really into moonlight? Real big moonlight fans over there in Texas?
They just can't take the fact that Vampires would still turn into ash at night and that Were-wolfs should turn into mega-ultra were-wolfs in bright day.
Maybe the moon dust has something to do with the were-wolfs, and for the vampires, Bram stoker's Dracula did'nt die during in sunlight, just weakened.
Maybe the moon dust has something to do with the were-wolfs, and for the vampires, Bram stoker's Dracula did'nt die during in sunlight, just weakened.
They booed because science.
Sorry, educated Texans.
I remember when i was little i thought
"poor texas. they are being insulted by spongebob"
Now i think
"Poor texas. You make even patrick look like Hawkings"
Ps. I hope he laughed himself off the stage. Its what i would do.
They just can't take the fact that Vampires would still turn into ash at night and that Were-wolfs should turn into mega-ultra were-wolfs in bright day.
Maybe the moon dust has something to do with the were-wolfs, and for the vampires, Bram stoker's Dracula did'nt die during in sunlight, just weakened.
Maybe the moon dust has something to do with the were-wolfs, and for the vampires, Bram stoker's Dracula did'nt die during in sunlight, just weakened.
They booed because science.
Sorry, educated Texans.
The globe according to Texas
The solar system according to Texas
plebes aren't even sophisticated enough to incorporate epicyles in their geocentric model
As a Texan, I often wonder how a state with so many idiots can become the most powerful in the Union.
I think you answered your own question there. stupidity is a powerful thing.
Here is the full story for all who are interested.
All I can say is [facepalm].
If this is true (and given that I can't find any authoritative or unbiased (note that the original article came from thinkatheist.com) source, it's likely not), they're both wrong in different ways; the Texans for denying basic fact, and Bill Nye for assuming that this somehow disproves religion. I mean, if the war on religion has been reduced to arguing semantics, I don't feel very threatened.
The moon reflects the sun? So that's while it's more bright on a full moon. It's like a giant mirror.
What Caleb Wise said.
Why does Texas even have colleges? Did they really think people would use them?
It is a bit amazing to me the intellectual gap you see there. As far as I'm aware, Texas A&M is one of the best schools in the country.
Also NASA's centrals.
It's a joke.
Also NASA's centrals.
It's a joke.
How dumb is Texas? They'll buy this shit like hot cakes:
<img src="http://media.culturemap.com/crop/33/5e/600×450/Ted-Cruz-to-the-future-coloring-book_135540.jpg" height="300"
I hate Ted Cruz.
As someone that has lived in Waco this is so true of people in the area it hurts me.
plebes aren't even sophisticated enough to incorporate epicyles in their geocentric model
>Is from texas
Shit.
Now I know where I'm going to avoid for the rest of my life.
I hate Ted Cruz.
It is a bit amazing to me the intellectual gap you see there. As far as I'm aware, Texas A&M is one of the best schools in the country.
Also NASA's centrals.
It's a joke.
I think you answered your own question there. stupidity is a powerful thing.
Darn it Waco! You're making the rest of us look bad!
Damn it Texas, you're the reason why so many countries hate the USA.
Then I'm the Unabomber. Not all Texans are backward hillbillies.
I think it might be fake.
Houston we have a problem…
…the problem is Houston
THE PROBLEM IS WACO, DON'T TALK SHIT.
THE PROBLEM IS WACO, DON'T TALK SHIT.
Also NASA's centrals.
If this is true (and given that I can't find any authoritative or unbiased (note that the original article came from thinkatheist.com) source, it's likely not), they're both wrong in different ways; the Texans for denying basic fact, and Bill Nye for assuming that this somehow disproves religion. I mean, if the war on religion has been reduced to arguing semantics, I don't feel very threatened.
It's a joke.
waco Waco WACO WACO
I'M IN FUCKING WACO AND NOW I FEEL DEEPLY ASHAMED OF MY OWN PEOPLE
FUCK
…the problem is Houston
THE PROBLEM IS WACO, DON'T TALK SHIT.
Everything is bigger in texas, No I don't think so
I think is, Everything is Stupider in texas
Being a proud Texan…
THE PROBLEM IS WACO, DON'T TALK SHIT.
Speaking as a Texan:
Related:
>ThinkAtheist
>Tumblr
They should change their name from Waco to Whacko.
THIS IS WHY THE OTHER STATES ARE ASHAMED OF YOU, TEXAS.
This is why Texas is ashamed of Texas.
God, I hate it so much when people think Texas is a bunch of dumbass, fundamentalist, right-wing rednecks. Personally, I hope people can stop lumping the good people in Texas with all the mouth breathers.
Texas isn't all bad, its where Rooster Teeth is from….AND THAT IS THE ONLY GOOD OR INTELLIGENT THING THAT HAS COME FROM TEXAS.
Funimation.
Ok, TWO things.
Retro Studios
Retro Studios
Ok, TWO things.
Retro Studios
Retro Studios
Hey, remember that time Californa has more gun-murder than any other state? Or that time Detroit, an entire fucking city, went bankrupt?
Are these like Yo-Mama jokes now or something?
This is why Texas is ashamed of Texas.
You know, I'm actually quite saddened people would just generalize the populace of Texas to be a group of uneducated rednecks. Seriously the people making these claims are no worse than the people showing prejudice against my home state of Texas. I would appreciate it, not to say anything if you don't have anything nice at all. I rather not report people for breaking some rules.
Under Rule #7
Under Rule #7
Funimation.
Ok, TWO things.
Retro Studios
Retro Studios
Ok, TWO things.
Retro Studios
Retro Studios
Oh, it's something we need more of in this country. Yes, Texas is stupid, because all they could come up with is booing. Next time any popularizer of science comes by, get some torches and pitchforks.
I know this meme is pretty old, but this story was greatly exaggerated. These events happened in 2006, and at least one audience member was ticked off.
www.snopes.com/mixture-bill-nye-booed-waco/
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