Ruined Childhood - More Than a Decade Later, These Commercials Are Still Creepy As F---.

I actually thought gushers did this to your head as a kid.

You know what's even more fucked than that? Fruit By the Foot.

I specifically remember an advertising slogan that stated Fruit By the Foot were three feet long when totally unrolled. That is, if it were possible to unfold that last inch or so.