"Scientists were baffled today at a loud sound around the time of 1 PM on May 29th, 2014, described as 'a moan like that during an intense orgasm.' Upon investigation, it seems to be connected to a Super Smash Bros.-related video released by Nintendo, which depicted the rules of a tournament, as well as the revelation of a GameCube controller adapter for the Wii U game system. We'll update you as soon as more info arrives."
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Vinyl Scratch wubs you
May 29, 2014 at 05:24PM EDT
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