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Okay, pronunciation guide time.

"Did you read(1) the book?" "No, I haven't read(2) it yet."
"I was going to lead(3) the parade, but my boots are so heavy they feel like they're made of lead(4)!"

"…just remember that read(1) and lead(3) rhyme and read(2) and lead(4) rhyme, but read(1) and lead(4) don't rhyme, and neither do read(2) and lead(3)."

Any questions?

Can I use the bathroom?