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What would Jesus Not Do? Harass Single Moms Beat Homosexuals Picket Their Funerals Shoot DoctorsShoot Anyone Run a Network Join A Militia Own A Weapon Run for President Burn A CrossHate His Enemies Attack the PoorSide With the Rich Put His Name On Merchandise amavithejester rofessorfan eministsupernatural arklinggan abaldwin360 What would Jesus not do? Things Jesus would do o Flip tables o Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party o Tell the weather outside to STOP o Curse trees for producing s----- fruit o Bring people back from the dead o Go fishing o Give you food o Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath o Make furniture o Walk across the ocean because you need to stop This...is the best As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT refer to the bottom statement of the image

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The Cake Is A Spy

Jun 19, 2014 at 02:34PM EDT

"Run a network"
Well, I guess IT guys are agents of Satan then.

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Briham

Jun 19, 2014 at 02:28PM EDT in reply to Icecane

In the old testament, I think unwed parents, especially mothers, were frowned on, but I don't recall there being any ill will towards bastards. Of course, that won't stop many modern "Christians" from being prejudiced against them, nor the fact that Jesus pretty much said "forget the old testament rules and just be nice to other people, dude."

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