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Snickerway
Snickerway

This sounds like it'd be thing of Grim Reaper you'd see on the game over screens in an old adventure game. He'd have different taunts for nearly every death in the game.
"CONGRATULATIONS, ASSHOLE. YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO DIE FROM LICKING A GAZEBO. NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.'
"YOU COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE FUCKING TUTORIAL LEVEL? ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION RIGHT NOW?'
'YEAH, YEAH, YOU CHOSE TO ESCAPE WITH THE TREASURE RATHER THAN SAVING THE PRINCESS. YOU'RE REAL FUCKING HILARIOUS. NO GO BACK AND DO IT THE RIGHT WAY NEXT TIME, SHITHEAD."

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General Confusion
General Confusion

>GUESS WHAT PRICK? TRAIN WAS COMING THE OTHER WAY.

IN THE BAG.

>HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN DRIVE OVER YOURSELF WITH A LAWNMOWER?

GET IN THE BAG.

>YOU FUCKING IDIOT. HOLD THE SWORD BY THE NONE POINTY BIT.

IN THE BAG

>.FUCKING IMPRESSIVE ASSHOLE. I DON'T THINK I EVER SAW SOMEONE DIE TO A PAPERCUT.

IN THE FUCKING BAG.

>FUCKING SUCKING THE POISON OUT DOESN'T WORK WHEN YOU WERE SHOT.

BAG.

>YOU AGAIN? YOU KNOW AFTER SLIPPING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND GETTING A SECOND CHANCE FROM AN ANGEL YOU COULD AT LEAST NOT FUCKING SLIP AGAIN 3 SECONDS LATER.

BAG BITCH.

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